451degreesofprocrastination

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To all content creators out there, how do you overcome the feeling that what you are creating is Cringy??

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come on

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horror movies desperately trying to achieve what hearing my parents arrive home did to my nervous system up until i was seventeen

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we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

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“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

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Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

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Hot take but we actually do need more representation of healthy M/F relationships in media, and I personally feel like deriding intimate partner abuse as “straight culture” does a disservice to everyone. 

People in M/F relationships shouldn’t only see representation painting their relationships as inherently unhealthy and bad, because it normalizes abuse and makes it easier for abusers to take advantage of others. If “that’s just how straight relationships are,” fewer people will be able to recognize the warning signs of a dangerous situation. Also, not every M/F relationship is “straight,” because queer people can absolutely be in M/F relationships, and deserve to see themselves represented, too.

On the flip side, queer people shouldn’t be led to assume their relationships will never be unhealthy and bad. The vast majority of my social circle is queer, and I have seen some truly vile things happen to my friends because they didn’t really get an education on what abuse in queer relationships can look like.

I just feel like it’s irresponsible to paint toxic relationships as “a straight people thing.”

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Me, on my phone watching youtube: I am enjoying this video but need more stimulus so I should go on my phone and play a game while I watch

Me, realizing I am already using my phone and cannot multi-task on the same device: god has abandoned me and I’m trapped in my own hell brain

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my cover letter: ever since i was a child it was my greatest longing to be a sales floor receptionist at H. Auto Group. i remember one night, sitting upon my papá's knee, the possibilities of life twinkling in my eye, just as the stars twinkled in the sky. i whisper to my him-- as not to disturb mamá's knitting-- i whisper to him, "it is my greatest wish to greet, direct and track customers that visit a car dealership and to enter data into a prospect tracking system." Papá nodded and told me that i could achieve anything if i believed in myself and worked hard to perfect my proficiency in microsoft excel. the smoke of his pipe smelled of tobacco and applewood, a scent that still takes me back to a simpler time, when H. Auto Group was but a faery-land in my day-dreams...

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Well, one teacher is pissed.

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bella swan really rode that dick to death

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WOMEN OF THE VOLTURI  (insp)

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Why does tumblr keep telling me “Since you’ve been gone” gone from where? I’m still on this site at least once a day! And, yes, I have seen this post before, thank you for showing me again, since I’ve been gone? Since the last time I saw it? a day ago?