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                THEY    SAY    “WAIT    ‘TIL    YOUR    OLDER”    –    BUT    THERE’S    SO    MANY    THINGS    I    HAVE    YET    TO    FIND.                 personals, don’t reblog.

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a small reminder

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✴    QUEER    EYE    SENTENCE   PROMPTS   !   

*  A MIXTURE OF QUEER EYE PROMPTS , TAKEN FROM SEASON 1 , CHANGE PRONOUNS AS YOU WISH .

❝ God forbid you drink something at [Name]’s place.. ❞

❝ You put a living room where the crack den used to be!  ❞

❝ I see straight people! ❞

❝ It’s 1984. They want their decorations back. ❞

❝ My God, it’s like a Toys-R-Us crack den. ❞

❝ Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace! ❞

❝ I need a ritalin smoothie to remember all this. ❞

❝ I thought they would have made you into some corporate yuppie type.❞

❝ Where’d you get this shirt? ❞

❝ Don’t use that kind of language around me. ❞

❝ See? Everything is better in cashmere. ❞

❝ Can I call you my bitch? ❞

❝ Can I put my clothes back on? ❞

❝ Are you guys going to be offended if you come back and it’s like… ❞

❝ What are the other three guys doing back at my house?  ❞

❝ I was just thinking about something. .  ❞

❝ Wow, maybe back up singing isn’t such a bad gig after all. ❞

❝ You only have two pairs of pants! ❞

❝ I was like, “Who’s the homeless guy stealing the camera?” ❞

❝ You don’t have a complete inventory of all your couture? ❞

❝ You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck. ❞

❝ What’s this, your dreamcatcher? ❞

❝ Your boyfriend is working on my last gay nerve. ❞

❝ I could get any gay man to cuff me any day of the week.  ❞

❝ Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing? ❞

❝ The vagina is leaving the building. ❞

❝ Do you know what the magic word is? ❞

❝ You know what, we’re laying in a random guy’s bed.. ❞

❝ That’s gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel.  ❞

❝ I think you’ll find it’s a better investment in the long run. ❞

❝ I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn’t it. ❞

❝ No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole? ❞

❝ Who’s that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer? ❞

❝ Life is to short to drink cheap booze. ❞

❝ One straight man, that’s all it takes, just one dirty straight man. ❞

❝ I’m feeling my inner Pochantas. ❞

❝ He’s neurotic and needy. God he’s like everyone I date! ❞

❝ You could put a harness in here. Good times. ❞

❝ I think he’s got something he’s not telling you. ❞

❝ These shoes won’t make me gay? ❞

❝ Who says there are no gays in the military? Someone designed the outfit. ❞

❝ Remember when you told me you’d make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? ❞

❝ I can’t believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle.. ❞

❝ He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that? ❞

❝ I put in a clear shower curtain. ❞

❝ Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights. ❞

❝ I’ve died and gone to gay-men’s heaven.  ❞

❝ Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment. ❞

❝ This means I wanna give you a handjob. ❞

❝ They’re a little bit like a cheap hotel … no ballroom. ❞

❝ That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll. ❞

❝ You know what this means? Clean your toilet! ❞

❝ Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my! ❞  

❝ You live in a dump like a crazy person. This is freaking me out. ❞

❝ I’m sorry you’re stuck here with these smelly straight folk. ❞

❝ I think he wrote this book. He wrote this book after living here for a year. ❞

❝ Were you high? ❞

❝ It’s like taking a wire hanger from the cleaners and faux-painting it wood. ❞

❝ When you look at this color, what feeling does it evoke? ❞

❝ Here’s a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop. ❞

❝ Now does he climb the poles and stuff? ❞

❝ Now let’s go try something new. Let’s make out! ❞

❝ If I didn’t know you, I’d try to lure you to a wayside rest area. ❞

❝ This is my pile of stuff I don’t like. Is it getting too big? ❞

❝ You know, if you don’t have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen. ❞

❝ Are you checking out my ass? ❞

❝ Thirty’s an important time in your life. I’m looking forward to it. ❞

❝ Look at all this wood. It’s definitely getting me in the mood.  ❞

❝ Just because you get your hair frosted doesn’t mean you’re gay. ❞

❝ I won’t call you a pervert if you won’t call me a big homo. ❞

❝ Let’s not worry about labels. ❞

❝ There’s no “I” in team. ❞

❝ They have the best tube socks. Ever. ❞

❝ Are we really throwing it over? ❞

❝ Did you break something? ❞

❝ Don’t worry man, I got your back. ❞

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still healing from things I don’t speak about

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        RUNS IN, BREATHLESS: HI

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❝ Did you break something? ❞

        Melody    helps   herself   up;   her   sight   was   starting   to    get    FOGGY,    which   only    meant    that    the   visions   so   few   and   far   between   were    about    to   get   to   her.   SHE   HAD   TO   GET    HOME,   and    SOON.           “Just   my    PRIDE.”       Normally    brown    hues   began    to    wash    over   with    white;    like   a   film   over   her    eyes.    Fumbling    through   her   bag,    she    grabbed   some   sunglasses,   guiding    herself    towards    her    place.          “I’ll   be   fine,   I    just    need    to     GET    HOME.”

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❝ Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my! ❞

          “...Y’know,   your   words   HURT.”        Arms   cross   over   her   chest   as   she    sighs.          “Think    about    what    you   say    before   you   say   it.    RUDE.”

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       “Look   at    these    CURVY    LETTERS!    Much    CURVIER   than    most    letters,    wouldn’t    you    say--?    No    ROBOT   could   ever   read   THESE!”

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“Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

        “YEAH!     Save    some    GOOD    for    me!     Jesus!”          A    shake    of    the    head,    arms    find    themselves    crossing    over    her    chest.        “The     NERVE...”

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                                    SHOULD’VE    SEEN   THAT   COMING!

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                                         fucken nice

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“You look kawai, girl.”

          “--HELL    YEAH!    I’m    taking    this    compliment    straight    to    the    BANK!    You’re    super    fuckin’    KAWAI    yourself,    with    your    little    mask    and    deadly    swords    and    shit.    FUCK    IT    UP,    Deadpool!     FUCK    IT     UP!”

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my immortal sentence starter meme, part one.

“Hi my name is [ INSERT CHARACTER NAME HERE ] and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee.”

“I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.”

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!”

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.”

“Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

“You ludacris fools!“

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!”

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”

“My name’s [ INSERT CHARACTER NAME HERE ], although most people call me Vampire these days.”

“You probably have AIDs anyway!”

“VAMPIRE [ INSERT SURNAME HERE ], YOU MOTHERFUCKER!”

“I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.”

“Voldemort gave me a gun. “

“Thou must! If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved [ INSERT CHARACTER NAME HERE ]!

“I hath telekinesis. And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to [ INSERT CHARACTER NAME HERE ]!”

“People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. “

“How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!“’

“B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off.”

“Anyway, I started crying tears of blood.”

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!”

“Abra Kedavra!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…. BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!”

“You look kawai, girl.”

“Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.”

“He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hesso sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.”

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?”

“Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

“I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world.”

“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?”

“So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”

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Back at it again with the harmonies

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im this close to just making all of mel’s opens john mulaney quotes

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          “--NO,    YOU    DON’T    UNDERSTAND!    It’s    the    FIFTH    of    August!     This    is    a    SPECIAL    OCCASION!”          She’s    about    to    CRY    as    she    blows    a    kiss    to    Mars.            “For    the    CURIOSITY    ROVER.”