4th-dimensional-librarian

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

what the actual FUCK just happened? Why are you taller? Where's the coat? Wait a minute. You're a person???

Heeey crow, I have a smaaalll favour to ask of you...

So, im a goose, right. You know that. But here's the thing. Geese. Are small. And easily captured. And I don't like that. So... I was wondering.... if you could maybe... help me be a human?

I do not have the power to do that but I can put on a hoodie and you can sit on my head and pretend to be a person!

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

Ykw I don't get paid enough for this shit

*pop*

Goose is gone.

BREAKING NEWS

@ash-the-tiefling HAS FREAKING MURDERED ME. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME NO LONGER A GHOST. YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED.

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

I am nothing and everything at the same time. You cannot do anything to me. It's above your pay grade.

BREAKING NEWS

@ash-the-tiefling HAS FREAKING MURDERED ME. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME NO LONGER A GHOST. YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED.

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

IM A FULL DIMENSION ABOVE YOU YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION OVER ME

AND I SAY THAT GOOSE IS GETTING REVIVED

BREAKING NEWS

@ash-the-tiefling HAS FREAKING MURDERED ME. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME NO LONGER A GHOST. YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED.

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

well that's wierd. I'm going to the necromancer.

BREAKING NEWS

@ash-the-tiefling HAS FREAKING MURDERED ME. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME NO LONGER A GHOST. YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED.

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

what just happened? Why am I out of the library? What'd you do to goose?

BREAKING NEWS

@ash-the-tiefling HAS FREAKING MURDERED ME. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME NO LONGER A GHOST. YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED.

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

*sweet lord in heaven above help me*

Ok

Fine.

PLANE SHIFT

*we are now in the 4th dimension*

Lets try diplomacy

Please may you return mango to their regular form and leave wizard island.

sup...

GEHEHEHEHE!

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

POWER WORD DIE

FUCK YOU

sup...

GEHEHEHEHE!

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

*the air starts vibrating, something big is about to happen*

*you hear a low hum in your ears followed by a loud crack*

*panting, this clearly took a lot of effort*

Alright wise guy, you think you're so smart? Think you know all there is? Think again. I just passed all of the accumulated knowledge of any and all universe through your mind for a brief instant. You've already forgotten most of it. Now you'll either lose your mind trying to remember it, fail miserably and go mad, or you'll live the rest of your life with a vague, imperceptible feeling like you should know something you don't. Now give Mango back.

sup...

GEHEHEHEHE!

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

look. Dude. Broski. Brotherman. You can't be absorbing people like that. I'm gonna have to render you asunder now, and turn mango back into a... person? I don't really know what they are

sup...

GEHEHEHEHE!

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

*slightly blushing*

Really?

Maybe we should... make a cake!

Please can i have some hug?

Pretty please?

:3

*hug*

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

*poof*

Sup.

Whos this?

sup...

GEHEHEHEHE!

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

You have 6 overdue memories.

Do you know any good potioners?

I somehow drank a potion of cloning and humanisation at the dame time and I feel baaaad

All my clones are different tho

Its wieerrd

Helmp

I feel sick in a very bad way

idk

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

[She has some overdue memories]

Help I shot a man dead in kansas city and somehow the recoil killed me

I am very small

Also in valhalla I think

[I am naught but a mere goose]

HEYYY A GOOSE IN VALHALLA??? WELCOME BESTIE! Do you need help finding your floor my good goose?

[4th-dimensional-librarian]

>:[

It took so long to organise these.

*he starts to twist and deform until she becomes a seething writhing mass of incomprehensible knowledge*

Wanna come crash in me?

The 4th dimensional librarian is pretty tight

*nodding*