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And just when I think you couldn't amaze me with your fucktard actions any further...
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I can't believe it's taken me this long to realise what a cunt you are. 
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Just a little bit happy :)
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For Fuzz, adorer of pugs :)
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To Melb or Perth with me?
BTW, might be moving to Melb or Perth. heh
To move, or not to move
Ok,
so for the last 4 years, i have really started hating where i am living, i mean its depressing. I need more in my life but my hubby wont allow us to move cities. I Want to get out and try new things while im still youngish, But i need enough great reasons to go. I have several, but the husbo needs more convincing. :) help, please. 
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I think she loves him more than I do...
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Shrimp Spring Rolls with Peanut dipping sauce
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Just booked 2 extra tickets to Soundwave 2013 in Adelaide so my brothers wouldn't miss out. Warm fuzzy feelings. 
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She definitely got all the looks in the family. Didn't even share the smarts. Bitch.
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“Augustus Gloop is gluttony (always eating), Veruca Salt is greed (spoilt brat who always wants more), Violet Beauregarde is pride (always boasting), Mike Teavee is sloth (sits and watches TV all the time), Grandpa Joe is envy (he wants what Wonka and Charlie have in the factory and the ticket), Charlie is lust (not the sexual version, but the intense desire), and Wonka is wrath (punishing everyone for their flaws).”
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MEEEEEEEEEE!
MELBOURNE AND BRISBANE SOUNDWAVE 2013: SOLD OUT
Who got their tickets?
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3 months later... birthday post!
Yep twas my birthday many moons ago. Spent most of the actual day tiding up the house I shared with the ex so I could move *grumble* but it turned out great. This is what I remember (from photo evidence):
bf drove over 800kms to surprise me at work the day before & take me out to lunch.
Watched a hot tradie (wink) do minor repairs/gardening at the house, the sun came out & he took his shirt off (HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME)
My friend did my make up for me (hooray!)
Ate too much 
Discovered pear cider  (had to hold those glasses with two hands!)
Drank too much pear cider
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SALSA! bf took a freaking lesson so he could take me dancing!!!!
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SAMBA!!!! I don't know how to samba. Pro tip: butt jiggling gets applause.
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More cider, which led to trashbag central:
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STAY CLASSY, SAN DIEGO XX
fin.
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Oh dear
bf actually calls pina coladas "penis coladas". 
No, I do not like penis coladas & getting caught in the rain, good sir.
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Today is a day of celebration
5 months since I met bf, worth celebrating in a "hey sexy, let me touch your butt" way.
Got my stuff from the ex, including my passport
Finally cut some people out of my life that continued to drag me down
Most important - my beautiful aunt's birthday. This aunt always stood by me & held me strong, even when I stood up to my own family. Tia Shanney, I couldn't have said what I wanted to say for over 20 years without your support. You're beautiful and I'm lucky to have you.
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OK something weird is going on here, because bf is keen as to get to QLD & we were talking about it last night! It's his favourite place to go riding (I think he won his first pro BMX comp there) :D
And yeah, he'll wire your cable baby. Just don't expect to hold a conversation with me while he's doing that because that is premium perving time!
I WANT TO SMUSH YOUR FACE AND THE FACES OF YOUR FAMILY WITH MY LOVE!
Told the grandparents (the most important people in my world) about my new bf. They’re happy for me, mostly because he’s an electrician & they need stuff done to their house LMAO
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