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Malevolent’s part 13 “The Dreamlands” when Arthur yada yada don’t bite the hand. that. dig in yo butt or something or other.
Arthur, the woods want this branch finger to dig in yo butt
#i’m fucking deceased “don’t bite the hand that dig in yo butt or whatever” 😭#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe
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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.
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She magnus on my archive til my quill gets rusty
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I’ve never been into geneology but my mom has our whole family tree mapped out and I love it because not a single person as far back as we can go has ever been prestigious or important or anything
Like it seems every family has someone like “oh my third cousin invented the hamster wheel” or some shit but nahhhhhh, 3 continents 5+ countries 8 generations and every single one broke, disowned, kicked out of their home country, or displaced ‘cause of a war.
One dude was on his way to being executed for treason. Other dude by complete coincidence was on the enemy side but eventually got fucked over and ran away to the same country where their descendants hooked up. Great-grandpa was almost completely blind and still drove and ambulance till someone found out. Great-great-grandpa? Forgeries. Grandpa? Dodged the draft. Great-uncle? Mob. Great-great-grandma? Kicked out of the family for not being racist enough. OTHER grandpa was a con man, and so was his first wife.
Nothing but losers all the way down, and then there’s me
I’m bragging btw
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i am bding bothered
ID: Orange and white tabby being pet on the head by two people
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guys shut up they're having a conversation
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Drops in my cup as my mind is destroyed Staring into a pure, black void
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Phenomenon I noticed and that kills me everytime
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you have a disgusting storytelling addiction
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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I love jarthur... I love jarthur.... I love jarthur..
"sir this is the mental crazies hospital "
I love jarthur...
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i say "my friend" a lot when addressing people and i think the initial reason was because its a good replacement for "dude" in sentences But also i just really like it because it makes me sound very whimsical and kind. It is up to you my friend. Thats a wonderful idea my friend.
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the way john is saying how he didnt see either of them, that shift in his voice
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Wife, wait for me, the Larson mansion is not too far TW!!! EMOTIONAL
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