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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

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Starting a collection

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hi can i take your order 😁 *flinches at every syllable you utter*

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(sending all staff email) hey all. just a heads up i'll be feeling shy this year- please check if i'm blushing before talking to me in the work kitchen

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dashboard in the morning simulator

mutual 1: i need to quit my job

mutual 2: i need to quit my job

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i need to quit my job

mutual 5: i need to quit my job

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: i need to quit my job

mutual 8: i need to quit my job

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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

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scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer

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widespread archaeological evidence suggests that many North Americans of this era acknowledged the existence of three genders: "men", "women", and "employees only"

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reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)

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the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

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i made this on my nuhsuhfuwuh account for when people ask for something completely unhinged as a joke but then i draw it anyway while making it as un-sexy and offputting as possible as A Bit but it has general use application too i think