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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

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The Signs as Queens from "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Aries: Bianca Del Rio

Taurus: Raven

Gemini: Courtney Act

Cancer: Latrice Royale

Leo: Miss Fame

Virgo: Phi Phi O'hara

Libra: Adore Delano

Scorpio: Nina Flowers

Sagittarius: Willam

Capricorn: Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Aquarius: Sharon Needles

Pisces: Trixie Mattel

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Person at uni: Hey, do you know what time the library opens?

Me: Hunty, the library is ALWAYS open

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i made a little text post mashup of some of the season 7 queens

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Season 7 favourites

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RPDR fans

before season 7: miss fame will win

halfway: max or pearl is gonna win

now: who knows, katya? maybe

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me to ru every week: hoe dont do it

ru: [ignores katya]

me: oh my god

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So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

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You know you watch RPDR when...

Person: What are you wearing right now?

Me: I am serving you hooker realness, with a touch of punk rock and a splash of Cher. I am a sexy and confident whore. I am feeling fierce walking down this runway and I am living for my outfit. 56% slut, 24.7% princess 19.3% disgusting.

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The fear in Katya’s eyes omg