Captain Rex at your service. Designation CT-7567. Male, Twenty Four Years Old. (GAY) Served through the clone wars, I can recite the information of all my troopers. Join the 501st in FUN Battalion. AO3 is 501st_captainrex.
I would like to clarify that I am talking about NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS, I understand if it's not someone's first language, English is a stupid language, but people who are taught English from first grade throughout the rest of their schooling experience have no fucking excuse.
It just irritates me to no end the sheer amount of grown-ass adults who still write "should of" instead of "should have" or don't know the differences between you're and your, their, there, and they're, and it's and its.
soap, touching a scar on Ghost: and what’s this one from?
Ghost: picture this. you’re ten. you’re the coolest kid because you have the giant crayola crayon box *dramatic pause* with the sharpener. You’re walking home. You’re hiding the crayons under your school stuff so that way your little brother doesn’t steal them and also so your dad doesn’t throw them out.
Soap: uh-huh.
Ghost: Anyway, I got jumped by a bunch of older kids for some reason and my crayons broke.
Soap: and the scar?
Ghost: oh, I fell out of a tree at recess.
Soap: …. why did you tell the crayon story?
Ghost: so you fall in love with me for being super cool and having the cool crayon box. And it happened the same day.
Soap: Hello, I’m sorry for the late notice but I cannot find the specific outfit I imagined myself in for this mission and thus can no longer deploy with you all.