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And let's not forget this scene from The Lion King (1994)

Based on Hitler and the N*zis

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Okay so I’m an elementary school art teacher right, and I have this really fun game I made a PowerPoint for to teach like, emotions and intent and looking at the whole picture to first grade.

The idea is, when we count down and change slides, kids have to mimic one thing in the painting as best they can, whether it’s animate or inanimate. If there’s nothing in the shot for them to mimic (because I threw some contemporary abstract stuff in), they have to show me how the painting makes them feel. Easy enough, gets them excited to move around and vocal about their feelings regarding art, it’s very chaotic. I can tell pretty fast who’s got the emotional maturity to mimic things in a complex way, and who’s just enough of an abstract thinker to mimic inanimate objects early on in the game...

So the first picture is this:

Napoleon Crossing the Alps. My favorite reactions are usually the kids who pretend to be the freaked-out horse, but 2 memorable occasions were the one where a student immediately scrunched up to be the rock in the foreground, and the one where a pair of girls, without any communication on their parts, decided to be Napoleon riding the horse with one as Napoleon and one as the horse. Basically one of them fully tackled the other apropos of nothing, it was hilarious

I’ll add more if y’all want or if I feel like it lol I have a bunch of stories from this one game

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Everything is fine, these aren't signs or portents. Just normal tristate lightning bolt and fire that is creating its own weather patterns. On the upside, maybe this will mean the toppling of regimes and replacing them with God-Emperor-Meteorologists: Today, the forecast is painful death by impalement for the unbelievers that said an umbrella wasn't needed last Tuesday, and also a high pressure front over Lake Erie, so you'll want to watch out for that. Think kind of your hometown weather reporter but when they got a little lit because they thought they had the night off and then were called in so they made some really funny comments about clouds all looking like boobs if you're horny enough, combined with Tlaloc and Poseidon in equal measure.

But hey, still better than Trump.

Also, if it's a PBS God-Emperor-Meteorologist, you know the folks that voted against their wisdom will be the first to go. So that'll be a fun pledge drive of eternal fealty to Grover and the Channel Five Weather Team, in exchange for which we get a handy tote bag with Channel Five's logo on it.

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Captain Howzer