Female, ENTP-A, 8w7, Aries, Chaotic Evil, Slytherin, Walking Contradiction, Jack-of-all-Trades; Master of Bullshittery and Sarcasm
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There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass
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things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
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I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)
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i once saw your posts as a 3 year old, i am now 87 years old and on my death bed
I hope you die soon
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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*I attempt to paint my nails*
*5 dead 12 injured*
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WATCH:聽An Interactive Mirror Built from 450 Rotating Penguins by Daniel Rozin聽(video)
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nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
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