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kinda surreal to watch my friends who are younger than me getting married and having kids meanwhile i haven't ever been in love

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Nonbinary people do NOT owe you androgyny.

They do, however, owe you a description of their extravagant themed costumes for every single event of the Bloom

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worst part of original writing is getting hung up on your own lore. i miss fanfiction where i could look it up on a wiki and get five answers and ignore them all to make up my own thing because canon is stupid.

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every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver

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brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

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Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

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Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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This could be the most important post I’ve ever shared. Please Share it with anyone who is or might be going through this terrible disease.

https://twitter.com/ItsMa____/status/1345432772538724355?s=19

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