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is it love or the kafkaesque longing for the unrequited

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Listening to Laura Jane Grace's cover of Dilaudid is the thing that's keeping me so so normal in my brain tonight

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dude this is so fucking sick

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i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

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Left to her own devices, a girl will literally get snuggled up oh so cozy in bed

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pleaseeeee hire me im just a little guy… im just a little guy and im sooo cute and you should give me sooo much money one million per second and um also let me sit down. thank you <3

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they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

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Some of the most blatant and insidious marginalization of gays I see in the work place are the rules and taboos against fucking your coworkers

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I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!

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someone stole the fucking youtube to mp3 converter off my car

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having fun with the laboratory danger sign generator

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has this been done

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listening to Tallahassee with my girlfriend and shaking my head through the entirety of "No Children" so she knows I don't feel that way about her