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Damian Wayne is fighting for his life when he and Jon move in together.

Can the boy survive in the wild or a wasteland apocalypse situation, no problem? Yes.

Does he also have 3000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets? Yes.

Both of them are neat and keep the place tidy. Though Jon does have a habit of leaving his laundry on the floor, much to Damians annoyance.

No, the issue is that Jon keeps accidentally destroying Damians nice stuff.

It's not his fault. Superstrength is very hard on furniture, but Damian likes his bed, and his Mattress and Jon keeps on breaking them.

Damian considers buying cheaper versions, but his house is his sanctuary, and he wants his little comforts.

And he doesn't want to shame Jon when it's his home, too.

The solution comes from Talia when Damian complains to her about the silk pillow Jon popped during movie night. He loved that pillow.

His mother researches supermetal and harmless kryptonite infused materials. She then gifts the couple new superproof furniture and linens, all of which are up to Talias incrediblely high standards and tastes.

The issue then becomes Jon being too nervous to use such noticebly fancy things.

Damian asks his mother for more to gift to his in-laws. Lois loves it.

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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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It's hilarious to think about High School Bernard always trying to be around Tim and act cool and Tim is annoyed by it. Then years later Bernard is busy with college and he hasn't had anytime to spend with Tim and Tim is like "where's my yappy boy :(( where's my cuddly boy?"

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i believe chess is lowkey their foreplay lol

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I FOUND IT

The link

Someone please help me find a fic!

It was on AO3

The fandom was my hero academia

It had Todoroki Fuyumi x Miruko

And DabiHawks

It was like this really long fic where Fuyumi basically becomes a vigilante and meets Dabi and she sort of helps the League of Villains with food or shit like that

At the start of the fic she has no idea that Dabi is Touya but she finds out later on

Someone please help me!

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Someone please help me find a fic!

It was on AO3

The fandom was my hero academia

It had Todoroki Fuyumi x Miruko

And DabiHawks

It was like this really long fic where Fuyumi basically becomes a vigilante and meets Dabi and she sort of helps the League of Villains with food or shit like that

At the start of the fic she has no idea that Dabi is Touya but she finds out later on

Someone please help me!

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oon a chocolate rhubarb brownie recipe

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Found memoryless in a forest, you lived for years on a widow’s farm. She tried everything to help you remember. Nothing worked until the day you saw her held at swordpoint, and your true identity came rushing back.

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Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?  I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.

The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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This.

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I think that Jon unconsciously tunes into Damian and I don’t mean just his heartbeat but his voice and surroundings as well. He started doing it after he found out Damian has died before and did it out of anxiety but now it’s just background noise. However the moment someone insults Damian or when he gets into big fights with his family members (read:Bruce) not their general petty ones, it comes to the forefront of his mind and it takes everything in him to not go there and defend him.

Everyone is confused whenever Jon randomly has beef with them when in true detective fashion Tim figures it out, at first he thought Damian just told him but sometimes he comes out of nowhere after someone insults Damian (Jon has anger issues he just can’t help himself sometimes) which is when he tests it out by insulting Damian very badly while holding a sign 🪧 saying “I don’t mean it, I’m doing an experiment so don’t say anything” which confuses Damian who only gets even more confused when Jon comes barrelling in before it clicks.

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Reading Tim's start of Robin is so fuckibg funny, what do you mean this kid stalked Titans Tower and memorised Dick's life? He knows the he and Kori live together and that they usually go home together, he knows when meetings take place. He spied on everyone leaving noticed Dick wasn't there, what did he do? GO TO KORI'S APARTMENT!

He knocked on her door, asked for nightwing and when informed he wasn't there just left. No other words said, Kori was so confused about how this kid knew where she lived.

Then Tim stalked Dick's old apartment and BROKE IN! This kid is such a tiny little freak and the fact that people ignore that is a disgrace.

Please bring back Tim being a weirdo, it's sooo funny

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Headcanon when Tim Drake is tired enough he can break the fifth wall

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Absolute Wonder Woman by Hayden Sherman