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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.

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brennan really tried to invent a fake language so siobhan couldn't fuck up his shit. and she still did. absolutely stunning i love her so much.

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conventional weapons ugh

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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The way that Kellin Quinn was convinced he was in Oregon tonight. Girl this is Washington, luv u tho

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I can't believe it took me this long to realize that the Gotch brothers' ridiculous naming convention is just a solid Murph dunk on Caldwell

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Better off dead live. Yay I do have something to live for

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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i think about them stealing hardwons shirts too much, i had to get it out of my system

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I love the Trinyvale Triplets because they just suck so much. They’re the worst people you’ve ever met. Utterly unrepentant shitheads. They became friends and all mutually made each other worse. They will also leave each other for dead at a moments notice. They try to fleece everyone they meet. They’re playing through Strahd but their actual quest is to find a manager to complain to.

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conventional weapons ugh

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jaime day 59: :3

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WERE YOU HONEST WHEN YOU SAID I COULD NEVER LEAVE UR BED WAKE ME UP AT LET ME KNOW UR ALIVE. AND WILL YOU FALL IN LOVE AGAIN IS THE SCENT SLOWLY SPREAD IN IVE BEEN ANSWERING MACHINES ALL NIGHT. NOW THE DOCTORS DANCING IN AS THE AMBULENCES SING ANOTHER BOY WITHOUT A SHARPER KNIFE. THE MOMENT THATS WHERE I KILL THE CONVERSATION WRAP THIS UP WITH A KNIFE THAT LOVES TO FEEEEL, HOW DO U KNOW HOW DEEP TO GO B4 ITS REAL. TAKE ME HOME. CAN I EVEN COMPLICATE UR BREATHING I GUESS IM JUST UR AVERAGE BOY, WITH A KNIFE IN THE BACK AND MY GRIP OIN THE GLASS, ITS COLD. AND I DONT WANNA BE HERE I GUESS IM NEVER COMFORTABLE OR SITUATIONAL. ARE WE LOSING OR BEGINNING TO TRY A NEW LIFE WITHOTU U, THE MOMENT THATS WHERE I KILL THE CONVERSATION WRAP THIS UP WITH A LIE THAT IM ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE WITH MYSELF. AND SHE COULD MAKE HELL FEEL JUST LIKE HOME, SO IM NEVER LEAVING HER ALONE. BUT IF UR LIGHTNING LIPS ARENT MIiiiiNE, THEN I DONT KNOW THE AWKWARD STRANGER TO MY RIGHT, BUT SHES CRYING, I ONLY NEED ONE HAND TO DRIiiiiiiiiiiVE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME.... YOU'RE MY GETAWAY-

oh nooooooo

AND DONT U EVER FEEL ALONE, AND DONT U WISH YOU WERE HOME-

cut....the....lust...toniiiiiiight-

alright, alright, tell me why,

little monalisa told a lie, lie lie LIEEEEEEEE-

DO YOU WANT ME, DO YOU WANT TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOU'RE OKAY- A DIAMOND GOLD RING CUSTOMIZED TO CUT UR CIRCULATION. BUT I COULDNT LET YOU GO, NO NEVER LET YOU GO MY DEARRRRR, SO KEEP TALKING CUZ I LOVE TO HEAR UR VOICE-

from memory bitches

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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