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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that
#the funny thing is this should absolutely apply to Wangxian#including the ‘they should not have kids’ … except that they DO and it’s as chaotic as you imagine#freak4freak#I’ll never not be delighted by hgj being perceived as the paragon of virtue when irl he’s the freakest of them all
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#its one of my delights about being a visibly ‘scary’ metalhead / neighborhood witch doing actively wholesome shit#the mental break that happens when old timers see a purple haired spiked jacket person knitting?#showing up at a bake sale wearing chains?#so much of pearl clutching culture’s harm is that it pushes this false narrative that people who are Other are Scary so I really like poking#holes in the ‘Scary’ part.#(am I capable of being Scary? YES. but the biggest lesson they need to learn is that being Nice is NOT always Good + Kind + Right
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Very cruel of AO3 to pick today of all days to take away my primary source of dissociation 🥲
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I hate playing whack-a-mole with what’s possibly causing this current Overwhelming Sense of Impending Doom. Did I accidentally expose myself to a migraine trigger? Am I having a reaction to my new potassium-sparing med? Is this work stress? Is this political stress?? Am I tuning into a psychic frequency and a family member is sick??? FUCKING HELL, I DON’T WANT ANY OF IT!
#meanwhile in minnesota#OH AND WHEN I FEEL DOOM MY GUTS SAY W E G O T T A P O O O O O P!#impending sense of doom being an actual symptom of stuff is fucking bonkers to me#3lbs of tapioca pudding hallucinating calculus#batshit fucking worldbuilding the author better turn on their location I just wanna talk
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I think if you try to wiggle out of getting your dog vaccinated for rabies due to your own anti-vax beliefs, you should be forced to watch footage of a dog succumbing to rabies and the pathological process of taking brain tissue from a suspected canine rabies victim. I really think treating these people with kid gloves is not working and they need to viscerally see what the consequences of their actions can be.
#tw animal death#having been bitten by a dog and having to go through the double terror of 1) got fucking SHREDDED and 2) the half a day wait for the sheriff#to get proof of rabies vaccination from the irresponsible asshole neighbor who let his dogs run off leash next to the road#vaccinate your fucking pets#I almost had to go through the hell of prophylactic rabies ‘treatment’ that’s multiple rounds with a vaccine still so virulent it is#Actually Agonizing#(so I hear. I’d prefer to not personally find out thanks)#RIP St. Cloud which just had a rabies alert bc so many wild critters tested positive#reminder that you will not know if you’ve been bitten by a bat - that’s the most common vector for humans who’ve gotten rabies
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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"I warn you that in times of great economic chaos, especially when people had dreams of affluence that they now are not going to realize-and when they are not able to have even the choices their parents had economically-women are at risk. We will be told, "You were wrong to think you could have it all. You must repent of your aggressive ways, you must repent of your ambition." In times of fear and anxiety people will be looking for false scapegoats, false solutions, and one of those solutions will be that all of this can be solved by sending women home again."
--Betty Friedan
She originally said this in the 80s, btw.
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#I’m married to a machinist#him being covered in grease floor dust and shavings actually does do it for me#…I don’t even fucking know yall. I don’t even go here. I fell in love with him against my will and I’ve been like a drowned cat ever since#Peggy Carter knew what she was about with that flagpole scene in particular that’s all I can say
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I don’t think people really grasp that Superior makes her own weather. There’s been days where Duluth will go from 85° to 45° in the span of fifteen minutes just bc the wind shifts. Lake effect snow can bury 2 story houses. This is usually in the UP, but if the wind is right, it’ll hit the MN shore too.
Conversely, lake effect actually makes the winters more mild right next to the shore. Like, there’s little pockets in Lakeside (neighborhood in Duluth) that can grow magnolias, and let me tell you the zone envy is REAL and it’s VICIOUS.
why is lake superior so dangerous? i cant find anything online that will give my access (not american!)
it's the largest freshwater lake on the planet by surface area, you could lose a couple of smaller countries in there and not even notice. (vs Europe)
on top of that, it's a Northern lake, so the water never really gets warmer than 50 F (10 C) even in the heat of summer, and it's famous for sudden violent storms that destroy ships and buildings alike. this thing has a MASSIVE body count because it's also a major shipping thoroughfare.
tldr it wants to eat you so so bad
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#this is how to use a knack for degradation for the gREATER GOOD#like being a Karen for a good cause
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Jesus Mary and Joseph, I clearly have zero reading skills today. CORRECTION: I waited around 6 hours just to get in. And then I got admitted after. (And what’s worse is I hadn’t eaten, then by the time I actually got upstairs, the kitchen had closed so all I got were some cups of jello and two ensures that the nurses squirreled away in their snack fridge)
#to be clear: this wasn’t me complaining about the wait. the shorter the wait time is actually the WORSE OFF you are so I’m glad I didn’t#get bumped in faster lol.#do NOT fuck around when it comes to tick shit yall 😭
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#something like 6 hours#what the fuck tender toes selection effect folks have NEVER been to the er??#I’ve been there myself three times jeez and frankly it should’ve been more
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#I am well gd aware that there is a LOT of shit going wrong#that’s when it’s the most important to notice the god#*the good things. you HAVE to. and if you cannot find the little good things then you need to make them#even if it’s so small as to be glad of the breeze puffing under your shirt
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@antiarcticmonkeys how DARE you leave this in the tags 😂

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