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Listen I will defend John's dumb as fuck stupid gelled hair from season 2 until the day I hit the grave

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time of year i remind every cane user to get an ice pick so you dont fall and die

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i want what david cronenberg has

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(work voice) im stunned and offended that you would insinuate i have some kind of "crush" on spongbop. i just like stuff. hasn't anyone ever heard of liking stuff? (sneaking out my phone under the counter and logging onto my blog) dear 1000 people who don't give a fuckk, today i was in love with that square again

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for the next couple days i'll be focusing on a handful of fundraisers that are very far away from their goals as of posting this. these were verified by @/mohameddd a palestinian in gaza right now who i speak with directly, i trust their legitimacy!

Hazem Al-Bardawil: Hazem's house was the target of an israeli airstrike on the 11th of october, his pregnant wife and children were martyred on that day and he was severely injured and left bed-ridden in intensive care for several days. he recently created this campaign to raise money for treatment and shelter. 0/£20,000

Mohammed Matar: Mohammed is a civil engineer, he's had to evacuate with his family several times from gaza city to the south then to rafah and so on in search of shelter and safety. his wife gave birth in february, and they're unable to find basic necessities for their newborn daughter like diapers or formula milk. €652/€20,000

Hazem Khalil's family: Hazem's family, consisting of his parents, his 4 brothers and his sister, live in the north of the gaza strip in jabalia refugee camp. Hazem is organizing this campaign to provide basic necessities for his family for the time being, and raising enough money to evacuate by the time the egyptian border opens. they've managed to reach their initial goal of €5,000 so far, which is enough to evacuate his younger brother, and he's aiming to raise another €5,000 by next sunday for his younger sister's evacuation. €5,204/€50,000

tomorrow i'll be posting another batch of fundraisers and i'll be following up with these few for now until they reach their goals inshallah

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i had a spongebob dream the other night

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website is still a work in progress but this link directs to the list of vetted fundraisers!!

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Update: Caseworker came for a quick visit this morning and I got scolded a little. She wants the fridge fuller by next week's visit. She said she will take me to Costco so I can get bulk food for the house so I dont have to stress so much about it. I also need to get Roman more clothes and another bed for myself is needed uz she said it's important i take care of myself as well. If u don't already know, I'm recovering from brain surgery and have not been able to work. I'm doing tarot and tea readings and @scarsofbeauty is doing art comissions on their page. pls share to help an disabled afro-indigenous queer person and their family.

$350 to finish getting food, a bed, and clothes for roman.

pp: teariche@gmail.com

ca: $kendyhoney

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How is your husband?

He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week

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subtle thing europeans dont make enough fun of usamericans for is the puritan skittishness that shines through when an american sees an artistic nude. they have to make a cock joke because of how uncomfortable they find the naked body

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i have a crush on a guy but he has a gf

there are literally other men

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No offense to wiccans or pagans but you can't even cast chain lightning

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was going 500 mph on the I-95 freeway until i hit an ant and came to a complete stop before flipping in the air 3,000 times and crashing and exploding. I lived and got out without a scratch but i find the ants body stuck to the grill of my car and pull out my dual pistols and shoot myself in the head without hesitation. falling to my knees. the ant gets up and walks away stepping over my corpse. all as planned.

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found a stray ant in my driveway. it was limping so i gave it some wet food and milk

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Shahed (@drshahd) and her family just survived a violent shooting in their neighbourhood, hearing gunshots for hours on end. They now have to evacuate to another area if they don't want to be killed. They are a family of 7, all supported by Shahed who is at the same time preparing her finals.

(Art by @/yellowwclouds on twitter/ @lesbiandardevil on tumblr)

She needs to reach 17k by next week. Please consider donating any amount you can give to help them survive :