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friendly reminder to everyone in america: Dont Eat Romaine Lettuce

this just in: romaine lettuce carries the e. coli virus and you will Fuckign DIE!

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“All will be well, Milo Thatch. Be not afraid.”

— Princess Kida | Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

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endless tony stark: 53/?

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Hey everyone, so you know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot that allow you to buy the kind of gifts where you donate mosquito nets or something in a person’s name?  Well a lot of those organizations will let you donate vaccines, as it turns out.  Like, right now on UNICEF’s site, providing 100 polio vaccines to kids in need is 19 USD.  And I’m not saying you should buy it and then send a card to an anti-vax relative saying you’ve provided lifesaving vaccinations in their name, but actually that’s exactly what I’m saying

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Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

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i have no sympathy for people being purged over child porn

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AND NOW, FROM THE ALOLAN ISLANDS, A CREATURE SO FEARSOME, SO TERRIBLE, SO MIND-BENDINGLY LARGE THAT THOSE OF YOU WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE STADIUM, READY OR NOT, HERE HE COMES, QUAKE WITH FEAR YOU MORTAL FOOLS, BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF…

…the huge guy who’s carrying the real contestant

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Netflix and avoid people

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“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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I haven’t been on tumblr for like 3 years and I gained 2,000 followers??? The tumblr app was deleted due to child pornogroahy?¿???????¿¿¿ I found out a bartender at work is a stripper?????¿?

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“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

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do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

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McDonald’s Anime Advertisement #2

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