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taeyong in every nct song: BEAT my asss yeah yeah yeah GGGRRRRKRKR spank me twerk on my dick make me feel alive hhhhhhhjjhhhhhh fingertoe *heavy breathing*

all of us:

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I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and I just get away with it

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military guy in 2021: *walks into the sm building* hello im here to take Taemin Lee its time for him to do his service

taemin: what are you talking about i have already served the country on february 2019 when i was promoting my mega hit song want (2019) heres a picture of me in action 

military guy: wig ok thank you for your service

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the uwus 

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this tweet from chenles old twt is sending me to a different realm

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90’s red velvet

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crackhead taemin things

he flexed and spread his legs on national television

he packs all his stuff then begs for clothes

he sets meat on fire

he said he wants worn bras thrown at him

he touches stuff when the sign clearly says ‘do not touch’

he breaks everything

he wants to meet his true love by being hit by her car

he said he was a virgin on national television

he used to go around biting ppl to the extent that he was told he would have all his teeth plucked out by the dentist if he continued doing so

he said broccoli was a tree and he’s never seen one before

he ate a candle

he wants to go to a place where he can just stare, talk & be friends with the wall

he said shawols looked like shrek and meerkats and he called us cotton swabs and chicken feet

he loses everything

he used to skip kindergarten

he literally gave cpr to a cabbage..............?

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160612 monster | sehun

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the way loona were beating themselves up on pubg … and the way jeno came up to them to watch ….

bruh…this was NOT the nct x loona interaction i wanted … 

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loona jumping a random bg member 😭😭😭😭😭

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well

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NCT 127 - Chain

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i think it would be really neat if exo would stop pretending and just use their powers for a performance

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got7 winning important awards: got6 crying and thanking everyone profusely 

yugyeom: mindlessly popping off in the corner for no one in particular