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No fucking way stranger things 5 comes out on thanksgiving how the fuck am I supposed to sneak my phone into the macys day parade
#LIKE BRO OF ALL THE DAYS#god i regret signing up#on one hand New York and national television#but on the other#THE RETURN OF MIKE QUEELER#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK#at least I’ll have something for the bus ride back
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ok im not busy anymore so I can scream
!FOOLISH SAID THAT A PIECE OF !BAD LIVES INSIDE HIM DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME I’VE BELIEVED FOR AGES THEY GIVE YIN YANG THEMES AND TODAY IS PROVEN
LOOK AT THESE IMAGES I GOT ON GOOGLE

ITS THAT!!!!
!foolish is yang, light life hope but has a seed of chaos in him that represents his opposite,,, !bad is yin, darkness death despair but has a seed of compassion in him that represents his opposite. together they make up the cycle of life and death it goes wherever they go, an immortal story that spans worlds,, literally how have they done this in mc improv roleplay?? so naturally? these characters are PEAK I can’t get enough of this kind of theme im going to go eat drywall
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The height difference AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Remember when foolhalo used to be niche? Now they're the yaoi final boss. Oh how far we've come.
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What if we were both immortal and we knew each other for centuries and hated each other's very bones for just as long? What if we made a pact to spend a date together with the condition we'd both die together afterwards? What if I invited you to my cathedral that I built with my own hands just in front of your castle so that you have to see it at all times? What if we sat and chatted and waited for my government assigned pet to decide when we'd die, saying how good of a time we had and how glad we are to see each other killed? What if the last thing we saw was each other's eyes, the last thing we heard was each other's voice? What if death doesn't mean that much to us other than knowing the other suffered? What if I'd be ready to die a thousand times and lose everything if it meant you'd be slightly weaker?
What if we'd find any and every excuse to kill each other, repeatedly? What if the slightest provocation led to manhunts and bloodsheds? What if your death was my favourite sight, my deepest relief, my preferred past time?
What if you were there to comfort me when my son disappeared, to hold me and say we'd find him with enough reassurance to set me upright? What if you were the only one by my side when I had to say goodbye to my daughter, crying as much as I wanted to? What if we were all that's left at the end of the world, only to move on to another one and meet again, and start this whole dance over again?
What if then? What would that make us?
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Bad: "I got hit in the head with a shovel and a frying pan a lot! And it only caused minimal dain bramage!"
Ros: "wow! I feel like that explains a lot!"
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I've just ended Book 2 of Legend of Korra (I love avatar, but I'm still a beginner, I'm kinda slow) and honestly, why do some people blame Korra for losing the connection to the other Avatars? I always thought people said that because she made some kind of decision that lead to that, as some kind of unavoidable consequence she knew would happen but chose, some kind of lesser evil.
I think you can imagine how surprised i was when I saw that she fought with all her strength to prevent it, she did everything in her hand, but lost it, it wasn't her choice, she lost it in battle, why are people blaming her for it? It's like blaming a soldier for losing a leg in combat.
Something like this could have happened to anyone, even Aang himself! Let's remember that he was barely able to defeat Fire Lord Ozai, Aang was almost defeated that day, he was cornered and, let's be honest, in those circumstances, he was pretty much dead.
Aang only survived because Ozai threw him against a rock and, luckily for Aang, he got hit at the exact spot where Azula's lightning had hit him in Ba Sing Se, unlocking the Avatar state. If it hadn't been for that little coincidence, Ozai would have destroyed Ba Sing Se and conquered the whole world...
I know, Aang was 12 and didn't even fully control one of the elements (earthbending, if i recall correctly), but i think we can, no, we MUST forgive Korra for not being able to defeat with no losses an evil, all powerful spirit who has lived for God knows how long... she's a great warrior, a great Avatar and a great girl, she deserves better.
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