oh man if that picture wasn't photoshopped that bird would be FUCKED
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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ
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#I was playing Vigilante 8 solely to blow up schoolbuses after school because I hated middle school so much#truly being a child is just Like That
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I have a new theory that the alt-right movement is secretly controlled by a pack of dogs
Exhibit A: this trend where a couple is on a walk in a farmers market and he dutifully protects wife from threats he invents: I call this type of guy "neurotic chihuahua scared of falling leaves-boyfriend"

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and you see this right here? case in point this is what I'm talking about, not even an hour later. you're focused on the wrong part there, scooter
but to answer your question, the reason he talks like that is because he wasn't born in 2014, he was born 50 years earlier in 1964, there's gonna be some generational differences in his vernacular
steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.
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we never had this kinda bullshit with geocities
what if you can create your own website? that looks like every other website? with AI? that nobody will use? because the internet is 3 websites? And nobody will want to use your website because it says the same garbage on it as every other website in your field because it was made with the same scraped data? Because you were gullible enough to think this would be the magic bullet that finally makes your business stand out and make you a millionaire selling arts and crafts just like the trendy people in the LA apartments like in the commercials that I'm tired of seeing? But in reality you weren't even creative enough to use your work instead of renting a glorified chat bot? Now you can with Wix.
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I've seen women do that over here as well, truly we are one planet

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a while back there was a post on here breaking down the difference between a person who still used "problematic language" but was nonetheless genuine in their support of queer folks et al, and someone who used all the "politically correct" terminology to mask the fact that they were still a massive bigot
steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation
edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.
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@felitomkinson

GUYS CHECK OUT THE LETTER OPENER I FOUND AT THE ANTIQUE FAIR
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