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[ID: A young lion cub sits with their mother's tail tip held in their mouth like a toy.]
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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.
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Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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I can never just have a normal day there always has to be some sort of psychosexual horror show
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