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uh apparently this account is getting activity since tumblr considers me the source of a gif i posted on a ask near 3 years ago. a few things

leave me alone im not into this shit and havent been in a very long time

this is insanely funny

now that youre actively reading this post play final fantasy 14. there are men and monsters there that will blow your dicks clean off and you dont even need to play with real people for most main story content now and you can play the base game and first expansion for free (do NOT use the steam version on pc tho, ur literally setting urself up for failure)

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Bruh no they ain't, the so called victim responded to the callouts on their tumblr. Anon needs to stop spreading falsehoods and stop bothering ppl

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hi this aint my doc but dont support the hlvrai-roomates guy bc theyre a fucking pedophile

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if i could play resident evil 2 on stream to make people understand why i love xleon so much i would but i have no idea how a “twitch.tv” or a “streaming” works. i only stream on discord to my friends

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“i wonder if he was ‘allowed’ by his controls to remember his dreams and if they’d be disorienting when he finally became aware of them conciously.  hm maybe his very first one, if i had 2 write it, might be kinda confusing. a swirl of images that his brain has stored as his favorites of leon (even if subconciously), all strung together” - my friend, who is evil and keeps giving me images to eject from my brain

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sometimes Movie Nights get a little weird

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i have illness thank u @scriptdoctors for the word food i will never be the same

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Hey so I found u thru the Halved Live Funnies and I gotta ask... whose Leon? What series these dudes from?

i got this ask and then forgot about it for like 2 days. anyways.

IVE ANSWERED THIS BEFORE BUT. GOD. LEON. ok so like....... long story short last year was when i first played resident evil........ bc we got a copy of re2remake in and.... jesus christ. i hyperfixated so fucking hard for the better part of a year going on into this year. and then i watched hl/vr and well. we know where that went. but now i am once again hyperfixated and now im back to where i was in like.... june of last year LMAO. but anyways i am once again going to ramble under the cut about them <3 (seriously. its very long and doesnt go much of anywhere. also spoilers)

tl/dr:

OK. SO. resident evil. the last time i answered this ask i either hadnt played some of them or just completely forgot the plot of others LOL but now upon beating/playing a large majority of them (besides 6 which i have not touched yet, and 7 is first person and im not rly interested in it rn)...... well others have said this as well but if you like cheesy b action movies you would love resident evil!!! 

the orig 1-2 are more survival horror which is what i like the most. 3 is where it starts branching into more actiony stuff but is still survival horror. but 4 and after is just like..... cheesy action stuff which is fine but not really like.... my thing. altho i do think that they are fun in a “this plot is hilariously bad” type way because i do enjoy horrible things. but people who like resident evil dont like it for the plot they like it for the characters. and for me i latched the fuck onto leon kennedy and tyrant t-00 aka mr fucking x

listen.......... you guys know me relatively well enough to know that i have a type......... and i would define leon as not really fitting under it usually because he is 1. under 6 foot 2. human and 3. very much not a villain. but something about (mostly remake) leon hits fucking different!!!!!! hes kind and means well, thinks about others constantly, looks like an actual fucking person in the in game graphics instead of being some manufactured perfect model, nice voice, etc....... i fucking care him so much. also gameplay wise i find his weapons to be more enjoyable than claires so i always end up playing his route/2nd route the most compared to hers. but i do also like claire :) shes nice and epic

i dont really like the newer leons (4 and afterwards) as much.... i mean a lot of it has to do with trauma and general “growing up” after what happened in re2 but hes just so constantly... snarky? jaded? constantly spouting lines to make him seem cool? when in my head hes very much like... a loser LMAO. i mean dont get me wrong hes a badass. he survives a fucking zombie outbreak and nearly gets murdered dozens of time. thats the definition of badass. but also you cannot change my mind that hes also a anxious loser twunk. there is literally nothing you can do to convince me he is “cool” like the games and movies want to think. this is probably heresy to re fans but this is my truth

https://youtu.be/aVZWuSfGStk?t=129

here is a vid of his cutscenes. obvious spoilers in there but you can skip around and see how cute he is. also yes in his first cutscene he is listening to butt rock. i switch between thinking hes just listening to it because nothing else is on the radio or his taste really is that terrible

also you literally CANNOT convince me that he is straight. the games try SOOOOO hard to get you to ship leon/ada or leon/claire but like...... i cannot see it. he has one of the gayest run animations i have ever seen in re2 remake and i mean... he just radiates gay trans man energy to me. also please look at this small scene from one of the animated movies where a licker jumps on top of him and he wraps his legs around its hips and lifts it off of him to not die. gay king

https://youtu.be/d-VNikxYBPw?t=9

but yes ive basically decided to ignore all characterization from re4 and onwards regarding leon at least. every leon after that is not my leon (except in special cases when im thinking about something like leon/jd from re damnation..... they did jd so dirty and they should have fucking kissed. or how cute he looked in vendetta sometimes)

ANYWAYS. MR X

so basically there are these enemies in resident evil called “tyrants” that are manufactured by the evil capitalist company umbrella that are near indestructible save for like.... rocket launchers or super heavy artillery that youre not buying at your local gun store. and in re2 one of them get sent to the police station where leon and claire are and is told to wipe out all witnesses. (i also do think that 2 or more were sent there... or at least in the area when this happened due to some very obvious plot hole stuff on each route no matter how you play, even tho the devs have come out and said that only 1 existed in the game and that each route is like “a parallel dimension” to each other. i wont go into it more than that but i choose to ignore that)

and well. when i first played it i knew of mr x but didnt like... know much about him other than that he was a monster and Tall (like 7 or 8 feet tall) and that he chased you around. that already sold me on him but then. well. you first encounter him because he lifts up an entire goddamn helicopter and then proceeds to chase you. and it was then that i knew i was in deep shit because he fucking stomped his way into my heart and never left.

mr x basically has serious Side Character Disorder where (even tho the remake made him very cool and epic and did him really well compared to nemesis in re3 remake which is an entire different can of worms) he has LITERALLY no personality or like. thoughts. or anything. hes only there to chase you around and be on screen for like 10 seconds for a couple of cutscenes and then not show up again until the very end of the game for you to fight on leons route. but god. he means so fucking much to me. 

you know how people latch onto random side characters that have no personality and essentially flesh them out more than the creators ever will? thats me with mr x. its gotten to the point where certain songs come on on my spotify and i actually get EMOTIONS or even TEARS because they remind me of him, but its not even really HIM, its the fucking ideas that ive come up with regarding him because all he ever does in game is chase you around and punch you and then die and is never brought up again

but anyways. mr x is a tall monster who chases leon and claire around in their routes but mr x is leons main monster in the game (claire has a different one). he chases leon around, literally never stops looking at him as he chases him, gets hit by an entire fucking car which then explodes BUT THEN chases him down into the sewers and into a secret underground lab just to get to him like a fucking bloodhound who, once he has the scent, will never stop chasing him

(you can see why this made me kind of insane)

just. AGHHH. the tyrants in this series get treated so dirty. i desperately want capcom to give us some sort of tyrant that can actually fucking like.... go against orders and brainwashing or whatever and actually have emotions and thoughts!!!!!!!!!! but capcom would never do anything with it cause its a rough and tough action series and people arent here to see tyrants have some sort of thought process beyond punching and killing and people only want to shoot guns at them instead of thinking about the possibilities of a tyrant that goes against its programming.

i so desperately want an au where mr x got the transmitter shot off of the side of his head (and while capcom never mentioned this ever many re2 fans have since decided that it is what feeds info/orders to him. i flip flop between thinking that it either is near controlling him and prevents free will and thought or that its just giving him orders and that hes just burying/hiding/not showing free will and thought in fear of being killed. either that or someone at umbrella is “piloting” him but also the whole point of tyrants is that theyre supposed to be smart enough to think for themselves somewhat so... eh). GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive explained a bunch of this stuff in my other ask about it but just...... xleon means so much to me when it should not and will never be actually canon

anyways please play re2 remake at least, you dont have to know everything about re1 to like it, just go into it knowing that a few months ago in the mountains outside raccoon city claires brother chris and a few members on his team went to a mansion where they discovered umbrella doing shady zombie shit there. re2 remake was hyped up for years for a reason and it is really good, even if its short (altho i do appreciate short games in this day and age cause not every game needs to be like 60 plus hours long). 

maybe one day when its not late and i can actually think i will explain all this better but todays not that day <3

(EDIT: ALSO RE DAMNATION TYRANTS ARE 14 FEET TALL. AND CHASE AROUND LEON AND ACTUALLY FUCKING RUN. FUN FACT! anyways while i do think jd in that movie and leon should kiss i also want leon and a tyrant from that movie to kiss. bye)

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hello im fucking Alive

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Hello, Valued Followers.

Greetings. I hate to be a nuisance in this good year of our lord, 2020, but I have fallen upon some unfortunate news and am going to hold out my little tin cup, make puppy-dog eyes, and whine really loudly at everyone here.

Mostly, I’m reminding people that I, in fact, have a Ko-Fi, and if you like my work and want to help keep my lights on while I’m on furlough? Well, that would be swell.

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WAAA................. ok maybe i will speak more about leon and x then

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HHGHFGHGHH THE KIND OF? COMIC? I DID ABOUT THE SHIT ME N @scriptdoctors WERE TALKIN ABOUT. Leon and X having nightly “””””””practice””””””” kissin sessions, n one night leon just gets SUUUPER into it (runs into the wilderness, ass exposed)

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day 19: pred/prey, ft. a scene from run away (into my arms) by my good pal and bro mr. @scriptdoctors! u can see why this one took me a little longer, i think

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sorry for no posts im just back in Residented Evil hyperfixation mode once again and im sure no one is here bc they want to hear me talk about how much leon and mr x deserve each other and should also fuck on the daily

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Hee hee, leonx bc I was yearning

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hello everybody. would u like to help a disabled queer boy “pay rent” and “eat”? well now is your time to shine. i got 5 art commission slots open just for you, the humble viewer. my roommates hours got cut at work so things are pretty tight around here and i could use the help! please DM me if you are interested!

prices (in text form!)

lineart (per character)

headshot: 10 USD half body: 20 USD full body: 30 USD

lineart + colors (per character)

headshot: 20 USD half body: 40 USD full body: 60 USD

i will do NSFW and gore stuff but i will not do mecha or furries, b/c i am not good at those. 99% of topics and characters are fair game but i reserve the right to say No to anything ultra-gross and/or illegal. my turnaround times are about a week or two, and i am happy to provide updates as i work

if u like what i make, please consider spreading the word! i also have a ko-fi if u would rather just buy me a sandwich instead

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God do NOT perceive me for simping for Leon. Do. not…

Btw come get your juice @scriptdoctors