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Vent piece because I'm having a rough time getting top surgery.
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there are no words to describe the ache i feel inside my heart, dear god, what do i endure all this for?
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guys how funny would it be if i ghosted everyone and disappeared forever
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Tumblr Tuesday: Day of the Mushroom
Happy Tuesday, and a happy Day of the Mushroom to all who celebrate those delicious, brainy lifeforms. Whether you love them or loathe them, please feast your eyes on these delightful depictions of all manner of fungi—many but not all of which were created during @feefal's #funguary art challenge.
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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, have you gone by the school?"
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
"Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my cock??'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?" "No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
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Desperately, Wylan pushed up onto his toes, and as inevitable as a crescendo’s rise, his mouth was against Jesper’s, his body fitted to his own. It was a chaste kiss—just a quick taste of sweet debauchery and beguile, a startling, fleeting brush of their lips.
From a WIP ✨
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Jack Wolfe doing the crow drop is so HOT what's going on
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jack wolfe being the personification of wylan van eck is something that can feel so personal to me, like you’re telling me he COMPOSED a piano piece for the show, LEARNED how to play the flute, NAILED every single movement and body language from wylan? it just feels so surreal
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Shadow and Bone’s Crows Answer Their Characters’ Most Searched Questions
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You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
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