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Mercedes, do you believe in fairies? No. But when I was a little girl, I did. I believed in a lot of things I don't believe anymore. PAN'S LABYRINTH (2006) dir. Guillermo del Toro
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sometimes the humiliation of misogyny is really bizarre is what I’m saying. the pizza was good at least
guy at work was creeping me out today and I tried to discretely ask my manager to hang around the desk to keep an eye on me but she (understandably) took it out of proportion and told all the maintenance guys who then came just in time to witness me being delivered an entire large pizza that I emphatically rejected but that this grown man bought me anyway and it was weirdly embarrassing to have everyone show up like omg Han are you okay?! and I was just like yeah I’m fine but I have this entire pizza now
#I had already bought lunch but I felt like I had to at least have one slice of the pizza#And then I gave it to the housekeepers and they were like aww thanks you ordered a pizza? And I didn’t have the heart to explain
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guy at work was creeping me out today and I tried to discretely ask my manager to hang around the desk to keep an eye on me but she (understandably) took it out of proportion and told all the maintenance guys who then came just in time to witness me being delivered an entire large pizza that I emphatically rejected but that this grown man bought me anyway and it was weirdly embarrassing to have everyone show up like omg Han are you okay?! and I was just like yeah I’m fine but I have this entire pizza now
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the problem of fandom reducing characters who are women and/or people of colour to sexist/racist stereotypes is definitely aggravated by the fact that a lot of fans simply do not pay very much attention to these characters in the first place then subconsciously paper over the gaps in their perception with things they’ve been culturally conditioned to believe are true about people in the same category as said character
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using my employee discount for the first time it's gonna be so fancy. lovefoxxx voice I wanna go to hiltons all over the world
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funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago
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mourning a friendship will make you think damn what do I do with all these ducks. As if everyone doesn’t love pictures of ducks. check this out

a friend from school hasn’t answered my texts in months which is sad but I tried to give her some space after a certain point but now I don’t know what to do every time I see a duck because I used to take a picture of every duck to send to her
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a friend from school hasn’t answered my texts in months which is sad but I tried to give her some space after a certain point but now I don’t know what to do every time I see a duck because I used to take a picture of every duck to send to her
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Spock: In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Kirk: Or the one.
Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.
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happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!
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if I ever indulge in Shakespeare themed sex it’s absolutely gonna be mercutio and tybalt here’s why
literal dick measuring contest
fatal attraction rivalry sex one of us Will die
More than prince of cats pussy, I can tell you. O, he is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist
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maybe this happened before the events of the play maybe that’s why quince is so repressed
just saw a sexual post and someone had tagged it ‘quince and puck’ hold on hold on here that couldn’t possibly be what I’m thinking right. Please tell me it’s not Peter quince and Robin goodfellow please tell me it’ some anime boys somewhere instead
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puck would be topping from the bottom for sure. He’d wanna be a brat but for that to work quince would have to give orders with confidence which of course he cannot do. Puck would prob only do it as lashing out about Oberon being to preoccupied with his own weird marital dispute and then come back to Oberon once their sex life becomes passionate again and when puck discards quince he’d leave him an absolute shell of a man
just saw a sexual post and someone had tagged it ‘quince and puck’ hold on hold on here that couldn’t possibly be what I’m thinking right. Please tell me it’s not Peter quince and Robin goodfellow please tell me it’ some anime boys somewhere instead
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ummmmmm found the post again and it is in fact referring to Peter quince and Robin goodfellow but the poster was using those names to refer to themself and their ex ._. Okay sorry but that’s a wild fetish. what about the cosmic implications…
just saw a sexual post and someone had tagged it ‘quince and puck’ hold on hold on here that couldn’t possibly be what I’m thinking right. Please tell me it’s not Peter quince and Robin goodfellow please tell me it’ some anime boys somewhere instead
#Sorry to this random person for posting about their sex life. I should Not venture into the for you tab#But I do think the implications for that sexual relationship are fascinating#I think there are soooooo many fuckable Shakespeare foil combos! Hal & hotspur. Mercutio & Tybalt. Hamlet & Ophelia & horatio threesome#Dare I say even some Shakespeare rare pairs like phoebe & Audrey.#Midsummer itself has many like Oberon/theseus and Titania/hippolyta#But Peter quince. And puck. That is SUCH a choice
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I used to be involved in a lot of Shakespeare so I do know at least there is an ao3 presence for prince hal x ned poins which is extra funny because it’s kind of rpf but also kind of not. But anyway I believe in my soul that Peter quince is straight or deeply repressed which is why he’s puck’s perfect foil. Not to mention they could never fuck because of the cosmic implications
just saw a sexual post and someone had tagged it ‘quince and puck’ hold on hold on here that couldn’t possibly be what I’m thinking right. Please tell me it’s not Peter quince and Robin goodfellow please tell me it’ some anime boys somewhere instead
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just saw a sexual post and someone had tagged it ‘quince and puck’ hold on hold on here that couldn’t possibly be what I’m thinking right. Please tell me it’s not Peter quince and Robin goodfellow please tell me it’ some anime boys somewhere instead
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