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I dropped a divine receptacle that said Party Money on it
Lady she cleaned it up said people drop stuff round here all the time and I ain't pay
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I feed my dead cat's shrine dried up baby turtles
"Hey! Feel better than X an' blow" Azealia Banks
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she asked do you remember why you came
I said no
then we went our separate ways
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She offered me a lipstick pallette and said her red is called "Hunt". I was going to outline my lips with hot pink then fill them with white. I was looking in a mirror wearing a bejeweld bikini telling her that I want to look mystical and hot. We were in a hotel room that we had secured by studying as if we got a residency to have a long party approved.
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I found my sunglasses
they were in the vaginal ceramic
I threw away my retainer because I thought we'd be together forever, meaning I no longer needed perfectly straight teeth
obeying one more Commandment, than then, now
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I Don't Look Hot Online
Can you read the private sign
It says private sign do not read
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I acted French in the ER because of "Speed Drive" Charli XCX
Voltaire haven't remembered him in a while
I swear to God that Doctor almost made a bunch of patients fight me to the death like gladiators while I was chained to the hospital bed
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R.I.P. California
Sonia(sp?) gave me a stern talking to about the fact that words have power
RHCP "Dani California"
I know Dani
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my purpose is free speech, freedom of the press, to entertain in my "Orange is the New Black" Jordans. I have tons of journalism.
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What happened to gay Barbie? "Whoever asks the most questions wins." -George, Jeff D'Ambrosio Auto Group
you look like scooped from a jar
you look like two scoops from a jar of something.
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