HAIL AND WELCOME 24 18+ ONLY (usually somewhat sfw but im occasionally horny on main)
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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types of infused water I’ve been told to make:
hot dog water
pickles
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When you're being so nice to your lover and giving them full face kisses that definitely aren't foreplay to being eaten
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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