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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft
Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what
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Polyculture is um when you're a farmer and you plant more than one girl at a time.
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🎲Lavender Dice 🪻🎲
The next of the 3 re-inking projects I've been working on recently.
I think the green numbers complement the dirty pour swirl much better than the black did previously!
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I made this apple dice tray at a pottery class a few weeks back and i got to collect it today!! please say it’s pretty!!
yes my red D20 is missing, yes it’s because I keep it in my pocket all the time now
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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home
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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way
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