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And I’m awake.

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I’m going 8ack to 8ed.

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It’s six in the morning.

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Come again? What’s a hive, in this context?

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i get a lot of people assuming i’m from america when they meet me on tumblr. i wanna see how many people here aren’t american.

reblog if you're not american

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Mel Gi8son is so young in the original Mad Max.

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Well, let’s see. It’s mostly forestland -- with swamps and marshes in the West, steppes in the south, and tundra in the north, interspersed with farmland all throughout. The geography is slightly more complic8ed than that, 8ut this should serve the purposes well enough.

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cy8erpunk replied to your post “cy8erpunk replied to your post “Again, what the actual fuck.”You...”

May8e you are an odd8all for your species?

That’s not my point. It’s not a8out me. It’s a8out the fact that any species that evolved on a different planet over the course of what’s pro8a8ly 8illions of years had so many divergent paths over the course of that evolution that they literally should 8e incomprehensi8ly unrecogniza8le to those not from that world.

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cy8erpunk replied to your post “Again, what the actual fuck.”

You complain a8out this a lot.

It mathematically doesn’t make sense.

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Again, what the actual fuck.

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It’s an Earth thing. Russia is one of the nations on Earth -- incidentally, the one with the largest landmass.

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8raindead replied to your post:8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied...

I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do now. I can’t take 8ack the fairy dust. )::::

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8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied to your post “No 8ut...”

Just like, a whole 8ucketful of fairy dust. That's a lot.

Please don’t.

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8raindead replied to your post “8raindead replied to your post “No 8ut seriously. How does a species...”

Throws some fairy dust at your face. Anything is possi8le.

Could you not?

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That might 8e it. Some sort of su8conscious social stigmatiz8ion coupled with a hefty 8it of confirm8ion 8ias on my part?

May8e.

8ut at the same time.

The odds are astronomically low that out of all the possi8le things an alien could 8e -- they’re similar enough to humans that one could 8e attractive to the other and vice versa.

No I Know What You Mean

I Suppose The More Plain Or Unattractive Types Tend To Stay Under The Radar

Being Surrounded By So Many Exquisite Specimens Of Our Race May Be Intimidating

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8raindead replied to your post “No 8ut seriously. How does a species that evolved on a completely...”

Magic.

I’m inclined to 8elieve anything at this point.