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look at this gay gorilla

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Shut up bitch

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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

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Typo of the century

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*evades the police by taking out a cartoonishly large flour bag with FENTANYL written on it in Sharpie, tearing a hole in it and dumping it behind me while I run, causing them to stop pursuit to have panic attacks and start Narcanning each other*

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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John Brosio, State of the Union, 2011, oil on canvas

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i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

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Dragons love Autism, Abortions, and Vaccines.