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hark! esteemed brother Budd Friar cometh at last, ready no doubt to pay due repentance for allowing the sanctity of his ascetic path to be influenced by coin. oh, and pray, what is this? he appears to have brought the communal pumice,
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will "shatner" toledo: i was drunk when i. came out to my friends. i never came out to, my friends. we were all. on Skype
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with your help for just a dollar a day we can change this
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living my best life and doing Sasuke's curse mark look as makeup for the function. this feels great actually
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i genuinely think it is unethical that all of you just lie about how meow skulls looks. you're misleading people it's not right she doesn't fucking look like that
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just found an important message from my cat on my phone
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unemployed trans women be like sorry I can't come out I've got browsing derpibooru that day
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Just a second, Jimmy. I know how you feel about me, and I know what you're planning to do with that toothpaste. But let's get this... *perfectly* clear - you and I both know I don't need your "help" brushing my teeth.
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got a job for you, 621. new york city, there's a structure. two, if you find the time. check the briefing.
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disappointed inflation fetish guy be like this blows
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next halloween i wanna go as the guy from renegade angel but i'm not sure how to do it tastefully. i've got a real White Xavier Complex
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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you know. for the world's most psychically tortured 23 year old I think I'm doing alright
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