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Quick tips for writing unspoken crushes

⭑ looking at their lips like it's accidental. it's not.

⭑ knowing way too much random info about them (like their fav gum or shoe size?? why??)

⭑ asking about their dating life and pretending it's casual. it’s not.

⭑ brushing hands and then staring into the VOID like “what does it meeeaaan”

⭑ having full internal monologues about one (1) text they sent

⭑ getting weirdly territorial when someone else flirts with them

⭑ laughing at jokes that aren’t funny bc it's them

⭑ stalling when it's time to say goodbye like “oh wait one more thing haha”

⭑ rereading convos and thinking “wow i sounded so dumb why did i say ‘hey’ like that”

⭑ noticing every. single. change. like “did they get a haircut or am i just obsessed”

⭑ the classic: accidentally calling them “babe” and playing it off like a joke (it’s NOT A JOKE)

⭑ dying a little every time they say “you’re such a good friend”

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My only piece of advice to girls and young women is that you have to become financially independent no matter what it takes. Do whatever you need to do to become financially independent in this world and don’t ever let it go for anybody.

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so glad i grew out of the “why won’t anyone invite me anywhere” phase, you won’t see me talking to anyone until school starts again

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the weird k-pop fans are so odd

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had a dream that khj cut his lip on a broken edge of a cup, and then proceeded to kiss me a few times w the blood on his lips and that may have been the hottest thing i have ever experienced

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kill me before you make me do pilates

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are you a homosexual ?

no but women are hot

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straight men are so weird about pedri every time i open twitter i see 10 different guys saying they want to suck his dick like wtf pedro turning all these men GAY

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arda has come to my city so many times

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fati vazquez is trending on pornhub in spain…

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why do i always see people excusing hudas behavior just cause shes pretty? but you’re the same people complaining about pretty privilege…

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just realized that my shadowbanned edits were cause they had kissing…

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everyone is better than lamine yamal…until it’s time to be better than lamine yamal.

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every once in a while i remember the time i learned that white people really know NOTHING about poc

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Park Bo Young as Yoo Mi Ji Our Unwritten Seoul 미지의 서울 (2025) – Ep. 1