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i’m baaaaccckkkk !

i need new followers, threads, etc. hmu.

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eruminaro:

Omg Makoto.

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they’re onto you haru !!

                                              ☛ @renocchi

he keeps a toy bird suspended in the air using a thin piece of string. haru positions it in front of her, maybe a little to close to her face. it’s meant to be used a hypnotizing model but haru knows nothing about it, therefore is horribly failing. “join the swim team... you must... join... wait, do you even go to my school...?”

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they’re onto you haru !!

                                               ☛ @952012

“ um... uh... um... ” haru stands there, immovable as he is vigorously ruminating on which sandwich to get. “um... um... uh... hm.... uh...” for a process that only takes a about minute, it’s taking him ten and more since he still hasn’t decided, holding up the line behind him. “i’ll get the... hm... no...”

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they’re onto you haru !!

                                                ☛  @mellowxhypex

gait slow and steady, haru carelessly walks the streets of seoul with a bag of weed in his pocket. it doesn’t even belong to him, his delinquent friend ordered it online and had it delivered to his house to avoid any trouble. as he carried on with his journey to his friend’s house, he unintentionally collides into someone and some how, the bag falls out of his pocket. ‘sh*t.’

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they’re onto you haru !!

                                              ☛  @dextereuse 

he has no idea who she is or where she came from. her story has yet to be revealed to him, but he stares at her intensely for the sole purpose of creeping her out just because he’s bored.

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starter call !!

one-liners!

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they’re onto you haru !!

                                                     ☛  @mysvmi

on a quest to buy milk, haru trails along a random aisle in his local convenient store. not a single carton of milk could be found but that’s because he’s in the children’s toy section. even with this knowledge, haru intricately searches for milk in this aisle. ‘where are you hiding, you little bastard... show yourself!’ he grabs a toy car, moving it out of the way to uncover a misplaced item, a dolphin. a mother f*cking dolphin. the image of the villainous animal is triggering to haru because of an incident back in the summer. “no! not again!” he yells at the smiling, perverse dolphin before jumping back and bumping right into the someone. 

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tenrais:

ʘᗩʘ

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                    swimming here now !! @galacticing

“Uh....” His eyes scroll down to the sheet of paper he held within his finger tips, giving it one last sweep. Blank. The test sheet was completely blank minus the spot where his name belonged. It’s obvious he didn’t study the night before, but he had more important issues to deal with. Like searching for his favorite pair of black swimming jammers. The boy spent two hours tearing apart his house looking for it and three hours cleaning everything up. It turns out the pair was nestled in his closet, hanging with the rest of the identical pair of jammers he had stored in there. He just missed it, is all and he didn’t bother to double check before going on an intense searching spree. He’s not the brightest star in the galaxy when it comes to logic, but when it comes to swimming, he’s definitely the star of the sport. “Well...” His next move is a bit bold and idiotic, but when does Haru ever think clearly before executing his actions? He tries, as sneakily as he can, to reach into his pocket and pull out a 5000 won note. He lays it on his test, then folds the sheet in half to prevent the note from falling off before finally giving the test up. “You can grade it later, it’s fine.”

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“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

sh*t. sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

‘nice going, haru.’‘shut up, haru.’‘just don’t turn around.’‘oh you don’t think i won’t!?’

he turns his head, giving her a clearer view of his face, revealing his identity and correct gender. so maybe from behind anyone could mistake him as a butch lesbian. actually, if someone didn’t know haru personally, looking at the front side of his face, they could mistake him as a lesbian as well. the bouncer at the front of the bar did. it’s the feminine features, he’s way too pretty to be a man. haru didn’t mind, though, it was lesbian’s night and haru didn’t feel like paying to get in. but honestly, kou shouldn’t be assuming genders, it’s triggering and considered rude now. 

‘good job, dumbass. now she knows who you are.’‘what do i do now, haru!?’‘kill her, duh.’‘haru, what the f*ck, i can’t kill her. she’s kind of our friend. we don’t kill our friends… right?’‘right… just ask her why she’s here!’

“what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?” nailed it.

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                   AGE OF ULTRON SENTENCE MEME

“Language.” “I adore you.” “I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”

“You didn’t see that coming?”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”

“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.”

“Keep up old man!”

“I suppose we’re both disappointments.”

“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”

“No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.”

“As the world’s expert on waiting too long, don’t. You two are great together.”

“Really? That’s it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?”

“I am always picking up after you boys.”

“Nothing lasts forever.”

“That’s not a question I need answered.”

“I’m sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.”

“You are all puppets tangled in strings.”

“I’m going to tear you apart; from the inside.”

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

“A guy did me wrong.”

“We have no place in the world.”

“This is going to be like finding a needle in the world’s biggest haystack… fortunately, I brought a magnet!” “I got no plans tomorrow night.” “It just slipped out.” “I can show you what you truly fear.” “Yeah, we don’t have time for a city hall debate.” “And for gosh sake; watch your language!”

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@kouist

there were some odd, peculiar moans filtering out from gou matsuoka’s room that particular morning. she was up late playing through a newly released (boys’ love) visual novel, which had undoubtedly planted rather lewd thoughts into her head before she knocked out that night. “mmm… h-haru-kun! yes! oh my god yes! grab his ass like you own it! kya, that’s my baby seme!” she tosses and turns in her bed as an idiotic grin splays across her face, a perverted giggle emerging from her lips afterwards. she’s in the middle of enjoying her fantasy when suddenly her alarm clock goes blaring off, prompting her to roll off out of bed in haste. oh sh!t, i’m late! in fifteen minutes, gou is out the door. in twenty, she’s in front of her old-time friend haru’s house. “knock knock! aw, no answer? i’m coming in!” she declares loudly before politely breaking into his home practically unannounced. she saunters into his bathroom, because that’s where all the demon sounds are coming from. “haru! there you are!” she marches toward him, eyes immediately falling to stare down at his nether regions. oh my god, stop this gou. keep your naughty eyes elsewhere!!! it’s a struggle for her, but she eventually avoids getting mesmerized by his super hot body and instead looks him dead in the eye. “don’t tell me you plan on skipping school– let’s go, we’re late!”  

his reaction time is slightly off due to a spontaneous dance battle between two harus in his head. while attempting an aerial flip, one of the harus landed incorrectly, snapping his neck and plunging him to his death. fortunately, it was one of the least important harus, the one that only knew how to do algebra and when is haru ever going to do algebra? haru. haru! forget about haru, gou or kou, koko, whatever her name is, is right there! say something! his gaze leisurely slides over to focus on her face and because he missed everything she just said, he decides to inquire her sudden presence in his bathroom.

“why are you here?” 

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they’re onto you haru !! 

                                                        ☛ @kouist

on the morning of a school day, instead of getting ready, haru is lazily sitting in his bathtub. the tub is filled to the brim with lukewarm water, pulling him in nirvana. while he calmly sits there, bouncing against the walls of his bathroom are the loud echoes of heavy metal music spouting from his speakers. currently, he’s listening to when everything falls by haste the day, a classic. he has lost track of time, too engrossed with his thoughts (which is a very bad thing if you know haru) and might miss out of school. he doesn’t mind, though. he’d rather be in his tub, in the water. doing it. doing the water, like he’s doing someone. 

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&& self para.

holding a pair of tongs in his dominant hand, haru is standing in front of a grill at his home. he is staring into the lifeless eyes of the mackerel, not fully paying attention to the cooking process of his meal for he is too busy having a war with himself in his head. 

“haru, what are you doing?”  “what does it look like dumb ass? i’m cooking mackerel because i like mackerel.”  “but you know i don’t like mackerel, haru.” “shut up haru, i do and it’s the only f**king thing in the house.” “go die haru.” “i’ll take you with me ha--” 

beep, beep, beep! the fire alarm goes off interrupting his argument with himself as the smoke emitting from the fish penetrates his nostrils, eliciting a heavy cough.

“sh*t, nice going haru!” “shut the f**k up haru this is all your fault!”

another fight between the many different personas in haru's head breaks out. while this is happening, the smoke expands, contaminating more of the clean air in his kitchen. hopefully he notices before he passes out and burns the entire house down.

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06.30 | Happy Birthday Haruka Nanase!