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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

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was thinking about bear/bare

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

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We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex