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REMEMBER. gender is NOT the same thing as sex.

gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i'll be having with bob reynolds tonight.

stay informed.

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you had me at throat slit ⟢ OP81 series (coming soon!)

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PAIRINGS: oscar piastri x female!reader

SUMMARY: oscar was completely okay of being single, though lando says otherwise. lando had managed to convince oscar in joining a dating app—under fake name with a cursed meme for a profile pic, and mostly expecting nothing. but then he matches with you—a gorgeous girl, awkward, sarcastic, emotionally bruised, and just as skeptical about online dating. somehow, your weirdness clicks with oscar's.

REMINDERS: this is purely fiction, the way how the character is portrayed in my story does not reflect the person that is portraying my character in real life. always separate fiction from reality, and do not repost or copy my work in any way.

WARNINGS: use of y/n, face claims, photos taken from pinterest, satire, humor (dark humor), crack au, dating apps, inaccurate information, awkward, unhinged, memes are maybe a bit too much, dump accounts as form of freedom of expression, and minor typographical errors.

FACE CLAIM: liang lawrence (& others)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: it's me again! with new oscar smau. i'm really into smaus these days, and maybe i'll stick into doing stuff like this up until i'm finally okay with writing full length aus. i've mentioned this the last time, but as of the moment, writing full length aus drains me so much bc there's a lot of typing and proofreading—which can be really tiring. i'll be staring this smau once i'm done with the oscar smau that i'm currently working on.

part one ⟢ part two ⟢ part three ⟢ part four ⟢ part five ⟢ part six ⟢ part seven ⟢ part eight ⟢ part nine ⟢ part ten ⟢ part eleven ⟢ part twelve (ending) ⟢ alt. ending

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Idiots At a Wedding

Summary: Pretending to be Bob's girlfriend in front of his family has to be easy right? Right...?

Pairings: Bob Floyd x fem!reader

Warnings: Fake dating

A/N: Omgg, I am so so so thankful for all the love you've given to the first part. I was so scared while posting but you've just made me so so so happy. Here's the masterlist for the series. Happy reading, and please don't be a stranger.💞💞

1. Idiots At a Wedding pt.1

2. Idiots At a Wedding pt.2

3. Idiots At a Wedding pt.3

4. Idiots At a Wedding pt.4

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a regular monday for hank anderson

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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This is so fucking funny

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Quotev—those "choose-your-own-adventure" type quizzes. It was about Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragon (Rise of the Guardians meets HTTYD meets Brave meets Tangled), and they were all reader inserts.

Then I got kidnapped by (Demigod) One Direction. On Quotev.

Please participate in my research (also, if you say other, please put it in the tags/comments !)

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♡ welcome to my masterlist archive! ♡

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Masterlist Archive 🌼

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I NEED lewis pullman in a way that should be considered concerning

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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Im exhausted but I havent done practically anything.

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Shopping in Finland with Google Translate be like...