a-calico-rabbit
a-calico-rabbit
A Calico Rabbit
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Sucker of @sam-the-skelepun 's, and @city-of-london-official ‘s (of @the-real-british-empire) bones. Occasional sleeper.
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a-calico-rabbit · 9 hours ago
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How many asks do you currently have?
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One must imagine Sisyphus answering their askbox
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a-calico-rabbit · 1 day ago
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a-calico-rabbit · 1 day ago
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Þis feels like an interaction from an old text adventure. Just one of þose random þings þat happens in þe middle cause Frank got high again.
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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a-calico-rabbit · 1 day ago
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fucking. what?
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a-calico-rabbit · 1 day ago
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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
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"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950
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"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950
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a-calico-rabbit · 1 day ago
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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a-calico-rabbit · 1 day ago
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Soap much for þat one. Sudch a loss of lyef.
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this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world
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i made a list while i was hiking apparently
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i made a list while i was hiking apparently
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