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ghost trick

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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We need to bring back the athletics body type post

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hope you are still taking asks when sending this!! if you can could you pretty please draw the witch with a fish? thank you! :3c

of course! my asks are always open, I'm just a little lazy lol...

kiggy

"I was going to give her one anyway..." -Hero

she immediately gets up on two feet and runs away with the bucket

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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Emergency commissions

I feel bad that I have to resort to this, but I need to make an income somehow I guess. I got laid off earlier this month and am still having trouble finding even minimum-wage work. In the meantime though, I still got bills and student loans to pay, so I'm taking on as much commission work as possible.

I am willing to negotiate on prices. I'm charging a bit more than I usually would due to the situation I'm in.

Base prices Head = $50 Bust = $55 Fullbody = $75

Additional charges Shading = $10 Lineless = $25 Multiple characters = $5-30 each (varies) Hand-lettering = $10-15 (varies) Props = $5-25 each (varies) Background = $10-50 (varies)

Deductions Deductions are only applicable to pieces without backgrounds. Sketch = minus $20 from base price Lineart = minus $10 from base price

I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW.

I also have a Patreon and Ko-Fi if people are more interested in helping in a smaller way or would like to see exclusive content (linked in my pinned).

Even if you're unable to help, sharing this post so more people can see it would mean a lot.

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ATTENTION - do you recognize this 🐑

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weeeeee

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btw the point with victim is not that their scarring is intended to convey evilness but in fact that the scarring conveys a more human side to them as opposed to the cold inhuman mask

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I made ancients :3

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GO WATCH THIS WHEN IT COMES OUT!

I saw some progress until i dropped from the map! Its peam im afraid!

Hey every !

The Tongue Tied MAP is officially set to premiere on the 30th of June at 12PM GMT!

Please come watch and support the wonderful people involved if you can!!

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subtle foreshadowing

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I witnessed greatness, I kicked its teeth in.

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would a patapon funko pop just look normal, except the pupils just a bit bigger, or like

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Yuri 6

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He’s like my little hovering spaceship.

Full of incomprehensible ideas and shreemp.