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trug trug trug

trug trug trug

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It is soooo important that weird obsessive little girls grow up and become poets and authors

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people need to talk about the naturals more because i just read the series in four days and i am FEELING rn

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Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

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The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

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HOW DO I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR

A QUESTION MANY ARE PONDERING IN MY INBOX

WELL FEAR NOT MY CHAOTIC COMPATRIOTS, I SHALL SHED CLARITY ON THE PROCESS WITH MY MIRROR SHIELD

JOIN FORCES WITH THE WIZARDS HERE. REBLOG THE POST TO SHOW YOUR VIGOR AND SUPPORT. COMMENT IN THE POST TO DECLARE YOUR INBOX IS OPEN FOR INVASION. HERE IS YOUR SPELL BOOK, BUT FEEL FREE TO MANIFEST YOUR OWN SPELLS

JOIN FORCES WITH THE SUPERIOR SKELETON LEGION. REBLOG THE POST TO INVOKE FEAR INTO OUR ENEMIES. COMMENT IN THE POST ABOUT THE EXCEPTIONAL MIGHT OF YOUR INBOX. WE MAY NOT HAVE SPELLS BUT WE HAVE COOL ENCHANTED WEAPONS.

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE, USE ANY DOG EMOJI YOU HAVE 🐺🐶🐕‍🦺🐩🐕(EEEK) AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE VISIBLE ON YOUR ACCOUNT (NOT IN YOUR USERNAME, CHANGING YOUR USERNAME LEAVES THE OLD ONE OPEN FOR SOMETHING, THE DREADED LIFELESS PORN BOTS, TO TAKE)

also if i can be real for a sec, this isn't a "drive the wizards off the site" kind of war. this is a game on the playground at recess. this is calvin ball where you make it up as you go. this is simple, no-stakes, fuckery.

we want to encourage people to used blazed posts to not only build reinforcements for wizards and skeletons, but to also to support tumblr and the dev team to keep up their endearing nonsense. we can't do that by bullying and driving people off the site.

tumblr may be cringe, but its our cringe.

ALRIGHT? NOW LETS GET GOIN!

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SKELETON WAR is trending! Prepare your calcium! Bring out your trumpets! We ride again!

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Source

I know I’m late but I needed to make this. Also I have a theory as to what happened:

AIR ORCAS

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"The choice made by these billionaires to pay a quarter of a million dollars to be sealed in a metal tube that was reported to be unsafe and then go a disturb a gravesite is one way to win a Darwin award" and "This is a horrible way to die and the company knowingly created the situation that allowed these people to die" are both true right now and can coexist.

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So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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In case anyone wondered my opinion on AI art

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant