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40 years ago, the Clockwork Orange fandom had people making groups to act out crimes and getting arrested, now the Clockwork Orange fandom is making headcanons about undies and yaoi on Tumblr.com

You decide if that's better or not

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Alexander the great -> ger. Alexander der Große -> eng. Alexander the large = Alex Delarge

I needed to get this out of my system.

It might be large but it’s probably not even that great tbh

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I MEANT HEADCANNONS! I WANT YAOI! *communal chanting*

y’all gonna have to make your own I don’t have any yaoi headcanons 💔

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Chubby Pete is so goddamn hot like yes boy let me squeeze them folds let me in on those juicy hips Yesss😛😛😛😛 gimmie gimmieie gimmie I love chub Pete please come here

oh okay!

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Ummm when do they get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?

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Waiter! Waiter! More Droog headcanons please!!

Alright since y’all liked the first one. I’m just gonna dump them here but if y’all want any elaborations into these my main blog is @fictionalgea. These are mainly gonna be Pete related and revolve around my disabled Alex headcanon/AU since that one was popular in my notes

Since Pete is usually quiet he’s unintentionally the one that everyone vents to. He’s a good listener and lets them know he’s paying attention. Even when nobody’s talking to him he still notices whenever something is wrong

Because of that, he was the only droog that knew about Alex’s leg problems. Pete noticed how Alex stiffens up whenever they’re not moving or how much Alex leans on things late into the night

Usually before their night begins Alex is already in pain but it’s subtle enough that he tells himself he’ll be fine and act like his legs don’t feel heavier tonight or that he’s feeling a dull ache crawling up his spine again

Alex is too stubborn to allow himself to rest for a moment, since a good leader will always be alert even though he has chances too take a break. He stands when everybody else is sitting, leans on the wall instead of his cane, you get the picture

Unfortunately, two hours in Alex starts to feel it. Every step gives another jolt of pain he gotta brush off by just gripping his cane tighter, probably not even realizing that he’s doing that until somebody idk Dim goes all “Chill bruv ya canes not gonna waddle away” or whatever British people say

Alex tends to forget that Pete always watches whatever his friends are doing. While they’re all walking the pain spikes after Alex accidentally missteps, making his knee give out for a moment. He’s quick to adjust himself but Pete sees it

Unfortunately Pete knows better than to press Alex on anything so they keep walking like nothing happens 

Pete’s way of comforting people is by not making a big deal out of things and just staying close. He only asks Alex if he’s alright once Dim and Georgie leave. Alex obviously tells Pete to mind his damn business but Pete still chooses to walk him home

Alex doesn’t need to tell Pete his problem because Pete figured it out himself. Alex knows that Pete knows but will still never admit it to anybody. Maybe not even himself

Adding onto this, Pete knows about a lot of secrets within the friend group and doesn’t share what he hears. This either makes him a good friend or an enabler depending on the secret

Dim believes in ghosts and other paranormal shit. Georgie pretends that he doesn’t and that he’s too cool for that but he’s actually worse than Dim

Whenever Georgie or Dim pass by the Cat Lady’s house after her death they get shivers and quickly leave

If Alex died instead of the Cat Lady then he would 100% haunt them instead of moving to the afterlife

Basil hates Dim because once Dim sat on Alex’s bed and he caused it to shift

Basil actually hates anybody sitting on Alex’s bed. He’s just not used to their scent and hates feeling the weight shift

This was how Basil felt during the threeway scene

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fuck wrong blog everybody ignore that

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Fucking hate these bitches that say shit like "I'll let Alex ultra-violance me" bc he will if you like it or not

Well if it’s gonna happen regardless might as well strap on for the ride. Unfortunately last time I checked Kubrick forgot the strap ons. How rude!

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Master as in instructor/boss, not my partner 😭😭 and i ask him again, he didn't sa'd anyone, he said he had a gang and would steal and shit yk kids from the 70s

oh LMAO yeah everybody had a gang of Rugrats they caused trouble with. Once when it snowed my brother and I made snowballs with rocks inside

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Everytime I walk past that one trashbin with the Clockwork Orange sticker on it, I have to smile. That's so pathetic

You can’t just say this and not show us

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Undie-sniffer anon here. I see my tastes are deemed controversial. I'm sure some enjoyed them though. Originally I had planned to include armpit-sniffing in that ask too, but thought it would be too much.

Also thank you for keeping this fandom alive.

#RELEASETHEARMPITCUT

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My master and i talking about acwo and he just says "I was like Alex when I was younger, it was fun 😂"...he didn't want to tell me that exactly he did back then

hold the fuck up wdym your master? Freaky ass fandom lmaooooooo rock on dude 🤘(question his ass)

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Nobody i know knows Acwo and it's always a weird experience telling the story, cause they be looking at me like i'm the psycho. sorry that the main character is a rapist 😭💔

15 year old teenaged rapist who gets what he fucking deserves 11/10 will rewatch again

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I dressed up as Alex last Halloween (and fucking ate that shit my body was TEA) and my older teachers were the only people who recognized who I was and that was not fun. I wasn’t even top ten most concerning costumes though because for some reason three dudes dressed up as P Diddy. Listen not to be that one friend who’s too woke but at least the rapist I dresses up as was fictional

Wow I dressed up as Alex last Halloween too we have so much in common I wonder why

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I agree with the previous anon. I also really dont want anyone to know Im into ACO. My younger brother's friends were discussing watching it together and he just. Told everyone 'my sister really loves that one' 😭😭

I get it. How are you supposed to explain that you like the rape movie

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A deep fear takes over my body whenever someone mentions I like ACO. Like, ahah yes but don't say that in public plz

Bat signal for autistic gay losers (I will die for this fandom)

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I like the idea that Alex became Micheal Myers psychiatrist

“Cured” Alex or “I guess I’m grown so I gotta stop being a bum and get a job” Alex?