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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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“big fluffy creature with a dog skull for a head” is one of the character designs of all time i love it so much

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if you think about it, humans are just food for spiders

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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shy werewolf in a maid dress

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fisherwoman who is having a really difficult time reeling this one in x aquatic dragon who is very confused why the fish she just caught is trying so hard to get free

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dragon trying to fit into a human dwelling but she’s too big to get through the door

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dragon who is studying human biology and needs to see how humans fuck. she can shapeshift into a human if it would be more comfortable- oh you’re already taking your clothes off! okay!

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ohoho, brave knight! i see you've come for the princess i kidnapped from your lord's castle! well in order to get her back, you'll have to give me my demands...

i want a kiss. just a lil smooch on the snout. you'll do that, right? for her? you'd kiss a big scaly beast to get your princess back? you can have her back, but you'll have to live with knowing you debased yourself to the level of kissing a monster to get her...

mwah~

that was kinda nice! yeah, you can have her, thats all i wanted. bye now!

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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you like muscular women being a bit mean to you? now imagine that with dragons. three or four 30 foot long scaly women who literally eat cows for breakfast demeaning you

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you like muscular women being a bit mean to you? now imagine that with dragons. three or four 30 foot long scaly women who literally eat cows for breakfast demeaning you

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dragons enslaving humans

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dragons that know humans are other sapient creatures but tend to still see them kinda how humans see their pets. dragon whose opinion of humans is "that little fucker absolutely has an agenda but it lets me snuggle it and call it cute so whatever"

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not enough nonsexual art of dragons and humans being intimate out there

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the virgin “my kinks are praxis” vs the chad “yeah i know this is bad irl but its hot regardless”

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dragon who pins you down under one massive foot but she doesn’t look hungry. her eyes just sparkle with curiosity