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emma's wet beast cat

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Ok I know this doesn't make much sense because they can't learn wing attack but hear me out...the Happiny line as big pink chickens.

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This is so embarssinf Mr breast grow up

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I know I don't shut up about this but frankly not enough people are angry about the 5-day/40 hour workweek (and I am AWARE a lot of people work even more than that). I feel like a lot more people should be absolutely furious that we only really have two days a week and some occasional hours in the evening to socialise, run errands, do chores, or relax.

It's no wonder so many people are profoundly lonely and disconnected from their communities when maintaining a social life in what little free time we have is incredibly difficult. If you have kids, a second job, a very long commute, or other responsibilities, it's nearly impossible.

We literally aren't meant to live like this and I'll never stop being shocked how many people just take it as the natural state of things and don't want to throw a brick through a billionaire's window every time they think of it.

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i’m like crying laughing at how the venom voice pronounces this

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hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:

you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise

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Chillin

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Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

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I love baseball

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The ancient Romans were so so right about “eheu” being their word for “alas”. It sounds like the saddest most pathetic little sob. Eheu….

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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

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My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

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picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites