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"From that Rapunzel movie? Yeah, what's your point?"

Kep, I'm just gonna be blunt: Candy Cain went and fell for yours truly, and this time the feelings are more-or-less mutual. So, y'know, maybe try not to murder me more than once or twice.

It’s a shock to say the least.

"Have you ever heard a song called Mother knows best?”

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"Relax. I'd never let that guy's cock near me without a layer of latex between us."

Just realized that if I trace my latest paramour's sexual history back far enough, I could find out when herpes first began. Should I...?

"I think I would be more interested in getting myself tested first, if I were you."

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"It's just--you know I've been getting nightmares since we got together?" she said, "Always you strangling me or stabbing me or--" she bit her lip, "...other things."

[Text] What are you wearing?

[text] a bowtie on my dick

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"I didn't even say a word about him and you're already acting like--like--" she huffed, "Stop being so possessive!"

"So should I kill him?" he asked as he ate another spoonful of curry and rice.

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((Child Meme: Ask me anything as my child))

Tell a girl that her favorite Disney movie is shit one time, and suddenly you're Mussolini.

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"Well, I mean, we've been separated for something like three decades now. I just never got around to actually divorcing him. You know how much I hate paperwork."

"I might have gotten into a few relationships I regret. But doesn't everyone?" she began, "It's just that this is one was especially, ah, short-sighted of me."

So my husband is getting out of prison today...

"….I didn’t even know you were married. And what the hell was he doing in prison..?”

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"Guess there are always times when we should embrace our cliches."

All night long

9. Watching a movie

"Oh, we simply must watch Dracula! Bela Lugosi is an absolute dream.”

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"If not, well, people don't drink alcohol for the taste anyway," she said, retrieving another bottle for herself, "Cheers!"

"Drink up then," she said, producing a small glass bottle from her jacket pocket, "I tend to keep the little ones on me when I need a quick way to forget. Easy access and all."

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Send me "all night long" and I'll generate a number from 1 to 20 to see what our muses are doing up all night.

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"Drink up then," she said, producing a small glass bottle from her jacket pocket, "I tend to keep the little ones on me when I need a quick way to forget. Easy access and all."

"Oh, it hardly matters- so long as it is sweet, and blends well with black tea."

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"You ever try white rum? Not exactly sweet, but I could see it blending fine."

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"Do you know what? I’d rather like for you to spike the tea today. In fact, I might join you in having a proper glass of wine or two. Or three.”

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She was quiet for a long while, "I just--I wonder if I should even be trying to be in a relationship at all."

[Text] What are you wearing?

[text] a bowtie on my dick

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"I don't need you defending me," she snapped.

"Typical."

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"I'd question the sudden change in mood, but then you might change your mind."

"Watcha in the mood for?"

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"Do you know what? I’d rather like for you to spike the tea today. In fact, I might join you in having a proper glass of wine or two. Or three.”

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"Please. I might need alcohol to get through this."

*opens door without even knocking* "Hi Alice. I was just stopping by for no reason. So I don't suppose you're baking anything at the moment? Perhaps something cake-like? Or maybe something with booze in it? Just, y'know, curious."

 ”Oh! Hello, Lucille, what a pleasant surprise!”

"You know, it’s really quite funny- I received a little letter a little while ago from my father instructing me to do just that! There is a rum cake in the oven as we speak, actually. Please, do have a seat! I’ll put the tea on.”

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"Assuming of course I don't slip something into your tea," she remarked, "I guess if you're that desperate, I'll stay over, just try to keep the cutesy stuff to a minimum, m'kay?"

*opens door without even knocking* "Hi Alice. I was just stopping by for no reason. So I don't suppose you're baking anything at the moment? Perhaps something cake-like? Or maybe something with booze in it? Just, y'know, curious."

 ”Oh! Hello, Lucille, what a pleasant surprise!”

"You know, it’s really quite funny- I received a little letter a little while ago from my father instructing me to do just that! There is a rum cake in the oven as we speak, actually. Please, do have a seat! I’ll put the tea on.”

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"Ha," she said flatly, "I guess it would be a slumber party of sorts. But I haven't even been to one since I was six, so forgive me for not figuring that out."

*opens door without even knocking* "Hi Alice. I was just stopping by for no reason. So I don't suppose you're baking anything at the moment? Perhaps something cake-like? Or maybe something with booze in it? Just, y'know, curious."

 ”Oh! Hello, Lucille, what a pleasant surprise!”

"You know, it’s really quite funny- I received a little letter a little while ago from my father instructing me to do just that! There is a rum cake in the oven as we speak, actually. Please, do have a seat! I’ll put the tea on.”