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We’re Driving Down A One Way Road
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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
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“I want the inside of this house to feel modern, bright and new!” then why the fuck did you buy a vintage, dark and old house in pristine condition?????
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@the-corvid-conundrum sent this to me and I kind of went off about how the space needle is actually conventionally attractive architecture
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I wouldn’t say it’s a “coherent, easily recognizable category” but the space needle absolutely fits it
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
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I will send 20 American dollars via Venmo to anyone who can send me an actual example of completely apolitical art
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for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday
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I wonder if anyone has ever informed Tumblr about the concept of the "Freelance" in model railroading?
It's basically OCs but for railroads. If you don't have a specific prototype that really does it for you, it's a time honored tradition in the hobby to go off and make up your own, oftentimes with *elaborate* lore. They can run the gamut from extremely serious, plausible, extremely well researched railroads with routes mapped out on Google Earth, to the John Allen school of "that's a fun idea, ship it" (see also: Emma the Organic Switcher)
It's a really fun little corner of the hobby
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5/9/25: Is anyone in the Denver Botanic Gardens/Cheeseman park area Missing a pet mouse?
This guy is in the Japanese Tea Garden:
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I'm going to get the staff to take him inside, I hope he's alright and can get home.
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If for nothing else, I do truly believe that trains can go choo choo
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Ocean announcement:
Oh Wooww. This Place Is Soooo Nice. Such Perfect For Yacht, For Billionaire Yacht With Billionaire? Woow, This Would Such Nice For Billionaire And Yacht And No Poor People Wow. Totally Safe With Safe For Billionaire. Go Here If Billionaire??? So Sweet So Awesome For Safe For Rich Good People, No Bad No. Go Alone With Money??? Go Alone With And No Servants Only Billionaire?? Go And Die As Billionaire, Safe Beautiful?
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Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked
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This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.
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still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner
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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,
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