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Fun Fact
The Tumblr app for Google Glass was released on May 16, 2013.
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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously
#forever screaming that the us customary system is not inherently less rational or intuitive than metric. base 10 is not inherently rational#we're just all used to it!!! fuck!!!#ALSO#which empire do you think the name 'imperial system' refers to anyway. it's literally--like most everything else--the fault of the brits
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We need gay perverts in art. Seriously. All the pervert filmmakers working right now are straight man perverts and that is just not okay.
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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Horrible idea, playing smash or pass with the buildings you pass on your morning commute via train
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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother
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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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