a-dude-named-mom

[a-dude-named-mom]

Im killing all of you /lh

[a-dude-named-mom]

sooo this is a question ive had since chapter 3 of wishbones came out.. i just feared it may sound a little nerdy and maybe even a little rude, but how is kevin so heavily frightened by the sound of the fireworks when in chapter 11 of pbbe he says that he cant feel scared anymore?

Withdrawl from Bob has diminished the once-potent effects of drinking god-tainted blood

[a-dude-named-mom]

Tis a weird question but was the apple pie that Kevin ate made out of the apples from the apple tree ?

Yes! Bob doesnt get apples from the store since theyre Right Over There

[a-dude-named-mom]

did bob have a dog? the bed in the attic implies he did but im not sure since its never brought up apart from chapter 5

He did! She was a big ol dog named Panini, was the family pet.

[a-dude-named-mom]

out of all animals that bob could be represented by in kevin’s dreams, why was it a bull?

A few things:

1: bulls are scary. Ive been chased by one, that is a fucked to shit animal sculpted by god to crush you like a hydraulic press. The bulky silhouette and horns make a similar shape to Bob if you stare at it head-on

2: bulls have a very particular role in the meat industry. They have one (1) function, breeding, and then only slaughter remains. Bob has one job in this fic (fucking up Kevin), and then is slaughtered once he fulfils it.

3: why kevin's mind portrayed him as a bull specifically is because of the farmyard lingo hes been named with. If hes a meek little shoat, that fat fuck is the bull, the king of the pasture.

4: i think hes a tauros

[a-dude-named-mom]

Lemme give you a hypothetical. Lets say it was at the point where kevin said yes and because bobs partner.

what if there was no food and bob was starving, would he eat kevin ?

It would be a loss, but he would. Though, depending on how it all played out, its possible Bob would let kevin eat him.

[a-dude-named-mom]

What inspired you to write Pork Belly Burnt Ends ?

I need men to experience horrors like an addict needs their next high

[a-dude-named-mom]

What do the wishbone chapter names mean ? caramel, peanutbrittle, redhots ? I get theyre all candy but is there a hidden meaning?

Theyre all sweetie-candies for one, secondly theyre like little jokes/metaphors that allude to what the chapter contains

Caramel: streber cant stop holding out hope for kevin, love and desperation sticks to him until he is also stuck. Caramel is sticky and tends to seep into and coat things.

Peanut brittle: streber shatters his arm, but it becomes a show of his resolve to remain unbroken. Peanut brittle is a hard candy, difficult to break without really biting down.

Redhots: do i gotta say it

[a-dude-named-mom]

I’m gonna ask the REAL question. who tops, Bob or Kevin ?

Straight up this is why i have writers block for honeyham. If I put Bob on top hes going to crush him

[a-dude-named-mom]

Wait what do you mean by this ? “Kevin had endeared himself to Bob in a few ways”

Hello?? 😨

It takes a lot of nerve to try to kill a serial killer easily over twice his weight with only a melee weapon. He thinks of this as a novelty. as much as it pissed him off, its kind of impressive as far as bold stupidity goes

[a-dude-named-mom]

How do you think Bob’s wife (and son?) would react if she found out her husband found himself a twink(kevin)

[a-dude-named-mom]

who was hit with the gay beam more. bob or kevin ?

Bob could never love Kevin as much as Kevin loves him

[a-dude-named-mom]

do you think even somewhere around chapter 11-12 bob wouldve still hold a grudge against kevin for bashing his head in and mention it and hold it against kevin in like a argument or something

Hed probably treat it like a joke by then, I think. Like 'oh you want (thing)? When you tried to kill me? Youre a cruel man, Kelson :pensive:'

[a-dude-named-mom]

are there gonna be any more spooky month characters with roles in upcoming chapters? like maybe john or any other characters

That baddie pastor guy

[a-dude-named-mom]

If bob could have gotten kevin pregnant would he ?

WHO ARE YOU

[a-dude-named-mom]

omg imagine bob and kevin are talking and bob just mentions his past victims and kevins just like tf is wrong with you

Hysterically, this has been talked abt before in the server

[a-dude-named-mom]

if bob didnt feel lonely or need a companion for killing would bob have eaten kevin ?

like for example, bob was feeling so lonely so he decided to wait a bit for kevins answer, what if kevin said no, would bob have still killed him ? or would he have kept him around for a but longer to satisfy his own needs (his lonelyness)

Kevin had endeared himself to Bob in a few ways, so he might be tempted to just keep him as a sort of novelty or pet just a *bit* longer than needed. Like even when hes at an acceptable weight, he'd be kept a month or two extra- but at the end of the day, if Kevin had declined, he would be killed. Eventually