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it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT

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Thunderbolts*: Picture Perfect

HULLO! Saw the film today, and I am not proud of it, but John Walker has slowly become a fav. Don't ask me how. This is a quick, useless nothing of a fic, but I still hope you can find some enjoyment out of it!

Fandom: Thunderbolts* (MCU)

Characters: Yelena Belova, John Walker (U.S. Agent), Bucky Barnes, Ava Starr (Ghost), Robert Reynolds (Bob), Alexei Shostakov (Red Guardian)

Despite 'owning' Valentina, and wanting her head on a silver shield, appearances apparently needed to matter to everyone in the New Avengers. And so, photo shoots became the norm, pushing the gang of misfits into the public eye.

"And, one... two..." a flash, followed by a wave of groans.

"Wait, that was it? I was waiting for a 'three,' man," John Walker accused the camera person.

"The beats in between the countdown did awfully make a lot of sense, actually, Walker," Ghost sniped.

"Just do it again. The right way."

"Oh, now he's added photographer to his resume," a roll of eyes accompanied Yelena's remark, "Did you get into it after Captain America-ing for a week?"

"Watch it," John turned his body to face Yelena, but was immediately reeled in by Bucky.

"Just smile for the picture, Walker," Bucky sighed, a sound as aged as the man felt in these moments, surrounded by children such as the Thunderbolts*.

John flexed his arms out of Bucky's grip, "'m not smiling." Ahh, as petulant sounding as the aforementioned children.

"We haven't done a smiling one yet," Bob offered hopefully.

"What you mean no smiling one? I've been smiling every time," Alexei sounded downtrodden, betrayed by his kin.

"Enough! Okay, ready? One, two, three!" John blustered through the inane conversation to just get this over with, eyeing the camera person in the hopes they'd get the hint.

A flash.

"I blinked."

Ava laughed as Yelena smirked ever so subtly, as it was the Red Room's own who admitted her fault.

"Great," Walker glared at Yelena past a highly amused Ghost and a grinning Bob, "No, yeah, that's hilarious. Well done," he deadpanned.

"John, I think you would strengthen your reputation if you took a joke every now and again," Yelena commented.

"Quite hard since he's been the butt of the joke all this time," Ava added just under her breath, but loud enough so that the whole group could hear.

"Alright, you know what?" Walker broke through Bob's meager defenses separating him and the women of the team and he now stood directly in front of Yelena and Ava. And they were both so proud of themselves. He straightened his shoulders, trying to intimidate, though he knew deep inside it would never work.

"Hey," Bucky also intervened, wrapping his arm around John's waist, giving it a tug back towards his spot for the photo.

John whipped around, "Easy, Bucky."

"You ready to do this now? Huh? Or are you not through acting like a schoolyard bully?" Bucky was not phased by a thing John Walker did or said.

The air buzzed with tenseness not lost upon Bob, who was eagerly waiting for this storm to pass.

John wasn't moving. And Bucky wasn't above manhandling him again to get him to where he belonged. He reached out his metal arm and was only able to graze the soldier's side before John slapped his hand away and menaced again.

"Take it easy," Bucky raised his hands in defense.

"Just stop putting your hands on me," Walker's cheeks were turning pink.

Huh. Odd.

"He's not done with his tantrum yet, Barnes," Ghost sidled closer to John.

"Aw, big bad Agent needs time in a cooldown corner," Yelena brazenly poked the pointer fingers of both hands in sequence against John's stomach.

"W-Would you-- stop it!" John backed up into what he assumed was going to be Bucky, but turned into Ghost sliding her hands onto either of his sides and squeezing them. Goddamn matter phaser.

A gravelly sound made it out of Walker's throat, a laugh perhaps, but he buried it as soon as it had come.

Every time John thought he had an escape, Yelena or Ava would circle him and prod him til his senses were confounded and he could hardly defend himself. He was soon bright as a tomato and grinning ear to ear, huffing out complaints and curses.

"He can smile," was what Bucky decided upon, himself sporting one as he watched the antics. He ran fingers through his hair, sighing through his nose fondly.

"Good! Bring him here!" Alexei commanded, pointing to the original poses they had held, "Cherubic angels, everyone, come now. Bright new day of the New Avengers."

Yelena and Ava were having as much fun as anyone could as they corralled John into his spot.

Bob was giggling now at the antics and he wanted to join in on the fun, pinching Yelena's side when she got nearer to him.

"Hey! Bob, no," Yelena herself chuckled and immediately switched targets, getting Bob's ribs as the young man let out a surprised shriek, "How could you?" Bob's laughter was bright and more panicked than any noise John let out.

"Children," Bucky mumbled, firmly standing in his spot. John had regained some of his composure now that Ava also laid off of him when Yelena was torn away. He glanced at the Winter Soldier beside him.

"Don't even try it," Bucky stared straight ahead towards the waiting camera. His super senses caught the movement of John's wandering, curious arm and sequestered said appendage before any damage could be done. Bucky even gave a few firm claw squeezes onto John's ribs for retaliation. John jumped and did laugh. "Told you," Bucky admonished.

John, amid the chaos, felt a hand touch his back. Ghost repositioned herself for the photo, grinning up at him. Bucky had pushed himself closer to John on his other side in their brief scuffle.

"Okay, here we go," Alexei surged from his spot in the corner, effectively smooshing his companions towards the center.

Alexei smiling broadly, Yelena and Bob mid-tickle at each other's waists but eyes twinkling in delight, Ava's hand on John's shoulder as she held him in place, John's leg half up in the air to evade his attacker, hair and face tousled with a matching smile, and Bucky rolling his eyes fondly, hand buried in John's waist.

Picture perfect? No. No, absolutely not. But that was the Thunderbolts* for you.

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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Вот и первый рисунок:D Here is the first drawing:D

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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

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Which fandoms do you like to mainly like to write for, again?

Currently, I'm super into TF2, but would also love to write for

-One Piece

-Fallout

-Pokemon

If you have a prompt, you can happily discuss it with me and see if it's something I'd be willing to write, no matter the fandom. I also do commissions!

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Yyoryu boyrriendd meddagebbf jr to yrkkk Mr that he wished you to ere adopted. So you wouldn't be heund his boyfriend anymore e kill him

Someone call a bondulance, they're having a stronk.

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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Are you a virgin

Who's asking? God?

No?

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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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Sorry Chapter 4 is so delayed. The most important paper of my life so far is due on the 15th and this bitch is getting everything together and organized.

Also maybe I want to take a lot of time to dwell on lee!sniper because he is my husband k thx bye

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Ну, это последний рисунок, который я отправляю вам лично, конечно, я все равно буду рад вашим запросам, но они будут опублико��аны в моем блоге. Я переделывал этого Heavy дважды, потому что первый получился не очень хорошо и я решил, что вы заслуживаете лучшего качества, я вложил в эту версию всю свою душу и свою благодарность вам. Надеюсь, это то, что вы хотели, в любом случае, я был рад это нарисовать. И это третья и заключительная часть комикса:3

The first thing I did was seeing this ask in my notifications and all I saw was text, so I didn't expect this to be a drawing and got so jumpscared but in the best possible way omg. Lee!Heavy! Madly ticklish on his tummy! Just the way I like this indeed! Everything about Medic's expression is exactly how I feel looking at it. I want that tummy tickled so bad mhmhmmhmh! Everything you put into this drawing 100% shows. Also, I'm so glad I found another lee!Heavy enjoyer.

I also can't help but thing that since Scout got left behind the door he hears all that and realized how close he was to dying being tickled. He freaking bolts. Overall, everything about this drawing makes me feel: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤.

And I'm very glad you decided to start posting on your blog, like I said I will help if needed! I'm excited to see more of your drawings and posts and stuff, truly. And of course, let's adress the elephant in the room, you know Russian?? Aka Heavy's language? Hell yeah. When I tell you Heavy made me like this language so much 🤤.

Now draw Scout getting killed and/or hated/hj

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