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this will be at the bottom of my queue, but i'm abandoning this acc if you want my new tumblr just message me off-site no reason other than a fresh start yeet
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
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hi and welcome back to ‘my art style is too cartoony for good omens fanart: episode 3.′
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The Angel and the Demon among us - last chapter
The story is over...for now
Chapter 12
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Bubbles are to fish what rain is to humans
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if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.
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why none of them got into The Good Place
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imagine being reed richards and the king of atlantis is always trying to fuck your wife.
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Y’all ever just take a sip of water and be like “holy FUCK I love water”
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gentle reminder
try your best to do something that brings you joy every day
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