a-genie

[a-genie]

im only legally a frog, meaning i:

cant be arrested

have no taxes

so i see this as an absolute win

Frogs also can't

★ Have a job

★ Buy things

[a-genie]

i wish for all clouds within a 500 feet (or 152.4 meter) radius of @the-gimmick-blog-collector to actively move away until out of the radius

Your wish is granted. Clouds will now actively move away from @the-gimmick-blog-collector within a 500 feet radius, at the same rate as the wind speed in the direction of the wind.

[a-genie]

i wish for anonymous's wish to have limited wishes to be undone

Your wish is granted. Anon asks will be enabled again. Also, you are legally a frog due to the last wish.

[a-genie]

I wish to make the next person who asks into a frog

Your wish is granted. The next person who asks will become legally a frog.

[a-genie]

Then why are you also making Me suffer.

I wish that my legal and pirated versions of Mario kart wii to feel pain.

Also I wish that it would scream in agony

Your wish is granted. Your pirated Mario Kart Wii copy's can all feel pain and scream in pain at a decibel below human hearing.

[a-genie]

You and the one you worship are both a pain. Did he put you up to ANNOYING me?

I wish that my legal and pirated versions of Mario kart wii to feel pain.

Also I wish that it would scream in agony

Your wish is granted. Your pirated Mario Kart Wii copy's can all feel pain and scream in pain at a decibel below human hearing.

[a-genie]

Wait whoops. Only the versions that are both pirated and legal do it.

Wording, my favorite /s

I wish that my legal and pirated versions of Mario kart wii to feel pain.

Also I wish that it would scream in agony

Your wish is granted. Your pirated Mario Kart Wii copy's can all feel pain and scream in pain at a decibel below human hearing.

[a-genie]

I wish that my legal and pirated versions of Mario kart wii to feel pain.

Also I wish that it would scream in agony

Your wish is granted. Your pirated Mario Kart Wii copy's can all feel pain and scream in pain at a decibel below human hearing.

[a-genie]

Your wish is granted. Vore is possible but only to very small things. [Do Not Reattempt, Your wish will not be granted]

[a-genie]

i wish... for Rule 4 of your wishes that will not get granted rules to be deleted. i also wish to become a puppygirl.

The first wish is denied. The second wish is granted. You now identify as a puppy girl in some aspect.

[a-genie]

Is that cloud still on the collector's head?

I believe so.

[a-genie]

This is your fault.

Who even decided to make you a genie bc like Genie Conglomerate, where my mom works, is completely fine with allowing people to sit on clouds

That's a separate thing from Genies. They fake it till they make it, and they don't make it.

[a-genie]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage arobic capacity test

you have passed the test.

WHAT TEST.

WHAT TEST?????

[a-genie]

I wish to be able to sit on all liquids and gases except if they're part of a cloud

Your wish is granted. You, specifically, can sit on liquids and gasses that aren't in clouds, but this does not stop you from sinking through them at a usual rate.

[a-genie]

Who even decided to make you a genie bc like Genie Conglomerate, where my mom works, is completely fine with allowing people to sit on clouds

That's a separate thing from Genies. They fake it till they make it, and they don't make it.

[a-genie]

I wish that the most socially accepted definition of "cloud" includes my sofa so I can on a technicality sit on a cloud

Wish granted, your sofa is now a "state or cause of gloom" by the second definition on Google. This does not change anything, except your sofa is causing gloom to some random guy in France.

[a-genie]

Ozone layer, you are incorrect.

i wish to be able to stand on the SIDE of clouds, like this image below

Falls under the same domain, no.