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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand
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i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
my favorite fictional characters and music
every person on this earth and their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen
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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
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lyrics from Your Best American Girl by our savior, Mitski
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POV: your spouse comes home from the mines but wears a glow ring :(
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Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists
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Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*
*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*
Sirius: Quidditch?
Barty: Nah...
Barty: Serial killers?
Sirius: Not really...
Sirius: Motorcycles?
Barty: Maybe...
Barty: um... mommy issues?
Sirius: Kinda?!
Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?
Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!
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Barty, the Babysitter:
REG: Harry, did Uncle Barty terrorize you today?
HARRY: No I held him hostage! Come see how good I tied him up!
JAMES: He looks like me, but that is all you.
REG: What, his criminal potential? Or his glee tying up an older man w/ rope..?
JAMES: YES
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James: Aww, Reg, so romantic with all those candles!
Regulus: first of all, I'm summoning a demon-
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No they just have adhd and have to switch apps back and forth..
really big fan of seeing the same person in my notifications over and over again. like oooh youre rotating me in your mind again arent you
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