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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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message from my 70 year old father who has never drawn a day in his life (except one apparently).
i just love how the emotion is so clearly expressed with so few lines
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Jerking off is incest
Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄
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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"
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