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Coastal Cuties, interlocking filet crochet (patterns out very soon to Cherished Subscribers).

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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️

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watched an amateur vampire thriller from 2004 called “Vampiyaz” and despite not being billed as a comedy at all it has some really inexplicably funny scenes

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baby purples martins have paused their slopping to

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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wdym u can’t read his mind bro

(og comic by flashcs5 🫰🏼🧙🏼‍♂️)

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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person

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I still think it would be fun if superman was farsighted. I choose to believe this. Clark Kent's glasses are real he just needs them for reading & keeps them on because not seeing where the fuck he's going adds to his bumbling human man vibe he's doing intentionally

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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Figural lamp screen by Tiffany Studios, 1905. In private collection.

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oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

now on instagram!

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