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Knock knock -Eret

Eret?????? How the fuck did you find me man you never told me you had a tumblr

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I bestow upon you (1) rat

Why does this rat look suspiciously like a Las Nevadas resident

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Zucc update #3

Asked my zucchini to chill a little and it called me a homophobic slur. Veggie Tales did not prepare me for this

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have you tried feeding the child the zucchini? might be an interesting pathway.

That was my first thought, unfortunately that stopped working after about 5 days of zucchini meals. Now she throws a tantrum at the mere mention of zucchini

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Can I have some zucchini? [scam-ful intent]

You may scam me out of my zucchini all you want but it's a win for me either way

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"Start a garden" they said "It's a cheap and fulfilling hobby" they said. they were all so eager to speak of the virtues of homegrown vegetables that they SAID NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING ZUCCHINI

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does anyone know how 2 year olds work please. I need help. desperately. offering zucchini in exchange for advice. (Only if you're local)(If you're not in Utah you're shit out of luck) - Please take my zucchini

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"It's been 2 years since I last touched this site. You'd think having a kid would keep me busy but it seems I'm not busy enough."

Since her arrival in Solitude, Utah Wilbur Soot has been the most interesting thing in town. It seems to most that he and his daughter simply... appeared one day with no rhyme or reason, leaving the community to speculate, much to Wilbur's dismay. Unfortunately there's not much else to talk about, even if where they came from seems to be the last thing Wilbur's interested in discussing.

This blog is in no way affiliated with cc!Wilbur Soot/William Gold. The character represented here is based on the rp character. We do not support abusers here- if you do you are not welcome

This is an ask blog moreso than a roleplay blog, roleplay centric asks will likely be ignored. Asks can be sent in character

There will be an overarching story, sometimes art may be included in posts to go along with them if they hit on particular storybeats- assume that the art is not there in canon (AKA Wilbur did not post that /silly)

There will be in character text posts that aren't strictly asks. Assume all posts are in character unless tagged as ooc

NSFW asks will be ignored

Tag system is: #dialogues - answering asks #monologues - Wilbur posts, usually text posts #curtains-up - Posts with art, typically very plot heavy wink wink #tragedies - Anything with triggering content #OOC - this is stuff that's OOC :3

Asks are open, go ham! This blog is run by ctwinsduo